Bad: biting into an apple and finding a worm...

Worse: finding half a worm...


Bad: "You're going to die now..."

Worse: "...we could have cured you but ran out of budget..."


Bad: "I'm going to cut your throat..."

Worse: "...but first I'm going to castrate you..."


Bad: "...mine's the last voice you'll ever hear..."

Worse: "...I'm Michael Barrymore..."


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Bad - "I'm going to give you a rectal exam now....."
Worse - "....I have no arms or legs, and i'm gay"

Bad: "I am now going to circumcise you..."

Worse: "...I must warn you that I am not actually a doctor..."


Bad: "I am now going to circumcise you..."

Worse: "...yes, I am aware that you're a female..."


Bad: "I'm afraid you only have 24 hours to live..."

Worse: "...and you must spend them in a haunted house..."

Bad: You accidentally see Grandma in just her fur pants...

Worse: ...then you realise she's actually naked...

Bad: Finding out that you're adopted.
Worse: Finding out that Jimmy Carr is your biological father.