Jade Goody is on 'Celebrity Who wants to be a millionaire' and Chris Tarrant asks her, "for a hundred pounds Jade, which of these was involved in the Brinks Matt robbery? A, Ronnie Barker. B, Ronnie Corbett. C, Ronnie Biggs or D, Ronald McDonald.
After a long think she says, "I actually know the answer but I'm going to have to pass Chris."
Startled, Tarrant says, "But Jade you haven't got any money at all yet, if you know the answer just say it."
Jade shakes her head and says, "Nah, I'll do anyfink for money Chris but I aint no grass!"
You're wife's a bigfoot isn't she Gus?