Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight

LOL! Yo mama is so fat she used her trousers
as a trampoline matress! (the thing you bounce on when using a trampoline.)

....Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Your mama is so fat, one has to take two buses and a hackney carriage just to get on her good side

Also, your mama is so poor, when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers

Yo Mamma so fat, when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck!

Yo Mamma so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at a carton of orange juice cos it said concentrate!

Middle class insults:

yo mamma is so ugly she's still with her first husband.

yo mamma is so poor those are her real breasts

yo mamma is so stupid she thinks a cash ISA is the best investment for an initial £5000 deposit on a five year return

Yo mamma is so fat a bus asked her to move so it could get by. It had enough room, just not enough fuel.

Yo Momma so fat, she is seriously ill but with regular exercise and a good healthy diet, she should be fine.

Next please!

Yo Mommas so poor, She could try taking evening classes to build her confidence and gain qualifications to boost her chances for a better job.

Next please!

Yo Momma is so stinky, there are a range of good deodorants on the market these days, but maybe a better diet is needed.

Next!

Yo Mama so stupid it said on the beer 'chill before serving' and she still hasn't got up

... Or so thick she wanted to be self-employed but failed the interview

yo mamma so stupid she sold the car for gas money.

yo mamma so fat, when she went missing, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo Mamma's so stupid when she took the Pepsi challenge she picked Jiff

Yo mama's so Politically Correct that she destroyed the entire universe saving a fly but hey, we're not blaming her, it was a valuable learning experience...

... So thick they asked for a camp instructor, she said 'ooh do it like this you silly boy...'

yo mama's so fat that when she put on a black coat people yell TAXI!

yo mama's so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles pop out

your mama's so fat and full of gas that UFO's land on her thinking she's jupiter

Yo moma is sooo poor i saw her kick a can down the road i said her. "What are you doing." "I'm movin house," she replied

quote:

Originally posted by Blue Meanie:
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

yo mamma so stupid she thought menapause was a button on the vcr.

quote:

Originally posted by trippymoo:
Yo Mamma so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at a carton of orange juice cos it said concentrate!