Two men manage to swim to an almost deserted island after their fishing boat sinks to the bottom of the Indian Ocean. They had'nt been there long when another man approached them with a loaded pistol. Pointing it at them he said I want you to bring me back 100 of anything on this island. Not in a position to argue both men set of independently. After 30 minuets the first guy comes back with 100 orange pips. At gun point he is told to put all of the pips into his mouth without swallowing. One by one he does so but no matter how hard he tries he can not fit the last one in. All of a sudden most of the pips are spat out as he begins to laugh uncontrollably. "What are you laughing for" says the guy with the pistol. "You know I will shoot you now for failing". "I could'nt help it" he responded, "I've just seen my mate running through the trees with 100 coconuts"!
