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Two Goldfish in a tank.

One says to the other "How the Hell do you drive this thing?".
 
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pink.ice.cream
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i dont get it????????

*blonde...........


׺°”*`”°º×♀ Jo ♀׺°”*`”°º×
 
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XXMCRXXHOLLYOAKSXXGIRL
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LOL

A tank,as in a army tank,so how do you drive it LOL


Boo is my shmexi wife.

Harry,everything will be fine,memories last forever. xx

Real friends are golden,fake ones are bitches.
 
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Hey it's my sister...

wait a minute...

Hollyoaks???

Naw, my sister would hate that crap... Wink
 
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quote:
Originally posted by burgers:
Two Goldfish in a tank.

One says to the other "How the Hell do you drive this thing?".
Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
 
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Originally posted by pink.ice.cream:
i dont get it????????

*blonde...........
Confused Really?
 
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valleyoflove
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Can we tell naughty jokes?Big Grin
 
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stickgirl
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Big Grin
 
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x..steff..x :)
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haa... it took me a while to click on lol! xx
 
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Son asks his dad what the difference is between theoretically & realistically.
Dad says "that hard but i have an idea!
Ask your Mum if she`d sleep with the milkman for a million quid?"
His Mum says "yes"!
Dad then says
"Now go ask your sister if she`d sleep with the coalman for 2million quid"?
His sister says "yes" also!
Well thats your answers son.
"Theoretically we`re sitting on 3 million quid,but,realistically we`re just living with 2 hussys!"
Big Grin
 
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**Emily***
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i dont understand - *blond* Smile


************I LUV CHOC CHIP MUFFINS!************
 
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**Emily***
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i get it nw!
haaa... soz im a bit slow Smile


************I LUV CHOC CHIP MUFFINS!************
 
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♥All Hail Hails♥
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lol
thats actually really good

there are two muffins cooking in the oven
one says "God it's hot in here"
the other says "ahh! a talking muffin
 
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I'm Your Villain
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^Lmao @ The Muffin Joke Hahahahah
 
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quote:
Originally posted by jusojo:
Son asks his dad what the difference is between theoretically & realistically.
Dad says "that hard but i have an idea!
Ask your Mum if she`d sleep with the milkman for a million quid?"
His Mum says "yes"!
Dad then says
"Now go ask your sister if she`d sleep with the coalman for 2million quid"?
His sister says "yes" also!
Well thats your answers son.
"Theoretically we`re sitting on 3 million quid,but,realistically we`re just living with 2 hussys!"
Big Grin
Lol Big Grin
 
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Marguerita
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Whats the differnce between a
Snowman
and a
Snow woman

Snowballs Big Grin
 
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External Floppy
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This morning a lorry crashed into student accomodation causing £20k worth of improvements.



Old geeks don't die, we just incur a fatal exception!
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Marguerita:
Whats the differnce between a
Snowman
and a
Snow woman

Snowballs Big Grin



lol Big Grin
 
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jumbo jimbo
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quote:
Originally posted by pink.ice.cream:
i dont get it????????

*blonde...........



Oh dear Shake Head
 
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Babycuddles
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Originally posted by Marguerita:
Whats the differnce between a
Snowman
and a
Snow woman

Snowballs Big Grin

LOL that it funny Sick
i love you Devil
 
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*Superwoman*
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quote:
Originally posted by jusojo:
Son asks his dad what the difference is between theoretically & realistically.
Dad says "that hard but i have an idea!
Ask your Mum if she`d sleep with the milkman for a million quid?"
His Mum says "yes"!
Dad then says
"Now go ask your sister if she`d sleep with the coalman for 2million quid"?
His sister says "yes" also!
Well thats your answers son.
"Theoretically we`re sitting on 3 million quid,but,realistically we`re just living with 2 hussys!"
Big Grin

Laugh



Tis Yasmin here.

 
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GoodOmen
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Whats brown and sticky?



....a stick.


…I’ll be waiting…..with a gun & a pack of sandwiches..

Ben's Plan Since Series 2.. Wink
 
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devonia
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now that was good Clapping Laugh
quote:
Originally posted by jusojo:
Son asks his dad what the difference is between theoretically & realistically.
Dad says "that hard but i have an idea!
Ask your Mum if she`d sleep with the milkman for a million quid?"
His Mum says "yes"!
Dad then says
"Now go ask your sister if she`d sleep with the coalman for 2million quid"?
His sister says "yes" also!
Well thats your answers son.
"Theoretically we`re sitting on 3 million quid,but,realistically we`re just living with 2 hussys!"
Big Grin
 
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SubaruImpressedher
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muawahahahahaha


If your feet smell
and your nose runs,
you're built upside down.
 
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Fat Scamp
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Laugh


It's been so long since i've been fine, i'm just trying to see the bottom of this bottle of wine.
 
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