First post on the joke forum...I think. Here goes.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
A dyslexic man walks into a rab.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him £50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.
Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.
4 in 1. That's a fantastic shot if you were playing golf. Which I never will. So what's the point? For laughs I say! (or 4 laughs...)
What doesn't kill me can only put me in a coma.
