Someone spoke to me the other day about weighing up the 'cons and prawns'

If something annoyed an ex girlfriend's mum she would say 'it's really getting behind a joke'

Any others?

pure chesse

"There's a bathroom on the right"...
Jimi Hendrix...

Chav special:

I could of gone to the pub

"Chav special: I could of (perhaps 'have')gone to the pub..."
Did someone stop your pocket-money?

Just being Frank.

Sorry Mr Rage...I'm just a wolf in cheap clothing.

My favourite:

Red Robbo the union convener at British Leyland being interviewed about voting irregularites in a ballot: "I'm not commenting on the allegations until I've confronted the alligators"

quote:

Originally posted by HEATSEEK:
Sorry Mr Rage...I'm just a wolf in cheap clothing.

It's "Sir" not Mr actually but I'm equivalent about it...

Oh, and thanks for explaining the "of instead of have" business, that will have helped the rest of these our souls no end!!!

Should of brought my fags...

Frankie xxx

I resemble that remark

And, of course, anything John Prescott says

Instaed of 'language' ,my grandad used to say,
'What kind of luggage is that'

In a coalmining area near Bolton, a lady once said to me,
'Oh we have had a lot of subsidy round here, just look at the cracks in that wall'.

quote:

Originally posted by NoHinHull:
I resemble that remark

And, of course, anything John Prescott says

just an added bit a neighbour used to say " I resemble that incineration"

(insinuation)

Betty Swollocks

cunning stunt

Can you be more pacific?

Illegible bachelor.

will you all just "spoke England!"

An interviewee once said to me, 'Well I am lexdysic' (true)