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Four Silver Stars
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A groom is out on his stag night and says to his best man,
"I'm wearing a kilt at my wedding".
"Oh really?" his best man answers.
"What's the tartan?"
The groom replies,
"Oh, she'll be wearing white".
 
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One Silver Star
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hi,
i am not sure if this joke is old or new but i certainly hadn't heard it before yesterday!
anywya here goes, hope you like it -


"I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me ... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once Before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test..... We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN THE CAR!!"


LOL!




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quote:
Originally posted by Shirl the Whirl:
A groom is out on his stag night and says to his best man,
"I'm wearing a kilt at my wedding".
"Oh really?" his best man answers.
"What's the tartan?"
The groom replies,
"Oh, she'll be wearing white".


LOL! i like the one after too lol


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A man of 93 (Nobby), is marrying a girl of 17. His friend tries to give him some advice.
Friend - I'm a bit concerned. All that excitement on the wedding night, it could cause a heart attack.
Nobby - Oh well, if she dies, she dies!
 
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