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The big question is..... If it was just only your family left on earth.., You, your mum and your two sisters? would you be the new Jesus??? answers on a post card
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I stroked a Beaver at Drayton Manor
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...either way, you STILL wouldn't be able to get into the bathroom...  Fx 
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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The World's ending, there's just three minutes left... You're torn between having a last pull on the todger or phoning yer Mum to say goodbye... You do the right thing... Fx
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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You know the 2 aren't mutually exclusive. Unless it's a video phone...
Ok. I'm wearing clothes now. But I'm not gonna pretend to be happy about it.
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 !!! Ha !!!
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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The World's ending, there's just 3 minutes left...
...just enough time to check my emails. Fantastic, I've just found out that I've won ten million pounds in a lottery that until thirty seconds ago, I didn't know actually existed. It's just a shame that this has happened on the day that the world ends.
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The World's ending, there's just three minutes left... Just time to crack a post-ironic joke (thinx: drat, I haven't learnt how to do one ye... Fx
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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quote: The World's ending, there's just three minutes left...
Somebody says it's Armageddon and you tell 'em, no, it's not, it's post-ironic... Fx
Spare a thought this year, and remember: JUNKMALES aren't just for Christmas...
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The World's ending, there's just three minutes left...
... brilliant, I can stand here and shout offensive comments, safe in the knowledge that the PC Police won't have time to stop me. I think I'll start with those damn homosexuals...
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quote: Originally posted by frostyboy:
The World's ending, there's just 3 minutes left...
...just enough time to check my emails.
Not enough time for me, I use the 'NEW' Yahoo Beta! I don't wanna spend my remaining moments watching that sodding 'space hopper' flash doobrey!
Old geeks don't die, we just incur a fatal exception!
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My apologies for using the word 'doobrey'!
Old geeks don't die, we just incur a fatal exception!
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Too late external, the use of the unmentionable 'd' word condemns you to an eternity of watching 'My Hero' and 'My family' re-runs.
We're all here coz we're not all there
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!! Oh hang on, I quite like My Family... ...Damn, I've done it again haven't I? 
Old geeks don't die, we just incur a fatal exception!
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3 mins to end of world
id cook two ‘flame grilled’ rustler burgers in the microwave and then with the remaining 40 seconds id be disappointed that they really only taste of ‘warm’ and that id been suckered by advertising again
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quote: Originally posted by Frankie Rage: The World's ending, there's just three minutes left... You're torn between having a last pull on the todger or phoning yer Mum to say goodbye... You do the right thing... Fx
there is a way of combining those options but i dont think u want to hear the result of it
I concur, shallow and pedantic
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The World's ending, there's just three minutes left...
... enough time to make love to my blow up doll at least twice!
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quote: Originally posted by cosmos100: quote: Originally posted by Frankie Rage: The World's ending, there's just three minutes left... You're torn between having a last pull on the todger or phoning yer Mum to say goodbye... You do the right thing... Fx
there is a way of combining those options but i dont think u want to hear the result of it
Yeah easy. You pull yer mom while phoning yer todger!
Old geeks don't die, we just incur a fatal exception!
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That's no good to me, my todger has his phone on vibrate and never answers
We're all here coz we're not all there
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quote: Originally posted by cosmos100: quote: Originally posted by Frankie Rage: The World's ending, there's just three minutes left... You're torn between having a last pull on the todger or phoning yer Mum to say goodbye... You do the right thing... Fx
there is a way of combining those options but i dont think u want to hear the result of it
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quote: Originally posted by NoHinHull:
That's no good to me, my todger has his phone on vibrate and never answers
Great innit?!
Old geeks don't die, we just incur a fatal exception!
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