George Bush: Hey Blair, fancy showing me your weapon of ass destruction?
Tony Blair: No, but I'd quite like to start another illegal war.

George Bush: Blair, I heard there's weapons of ass destruction in uranus.
Tony Blair: Does that mean we can start another war?
George Bush: Sure does Blair.
Tony Blair: Good, it's been so long since the last war that I was beginning to get blue balls.

It's easy to be a humourist if you have the whole government working for you. Now that'ssatire.

George Bush: Blair, I heard there's weapons of ass destruction in uranus.
Tony Blair: My anus?
George Bush: Uranus.
Tony Blair: George, surely you've had enough experience with my anus to know that there's nothing dodgy going on there?

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Originally posted by frostyboy:
George Bush: Hey Blair, fancy showing me your weapon of ass destruction?
Tony Blair: No, but I'd quite like to start another illegal war.

The New York Media headlines: “Time for Bush to ‘step up’ and ‘stand down’!”
President Bush responds “I have no intention of taking up aerobics, not now, or any time in the past”