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I just wanted to see if anyone fancied coming up with punctuation based gags

see my earlier point made here

Posted 20-07-07 14:02 Hide Post

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Originally posted by hedge:
"I love you guys! (double checks to make sure he typed the 'you' ... yep)"

Reminds me of a gag I heard recently, where the stand-up was talking about waiters that are indiscriminate with their punctuation...upon serving them their drinks instead of saying "Enjoy, boys!" he simply said "enjoy boys"

So, anything on a similar vein where a bit of missing punctuation or an inserted bit of punctuation changes the meaning...

Mother storms into school and gives head a roasting and storms out again

and now with punctuation

Mother storms into school and gives head, a roasting, and storms out again

This reminds me of a certain joke about a panda who eats shoots and leaves.

But I can't be bothered to type it.

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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Originally posted by →NEON LOVE CHICKEN←:
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."



The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

haha

quote:

Originally posted by →NEON LOVE CHICKEN←:
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."


hehe i like it lol
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."