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Y-Cymro
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Q: If I have a green ball in one hand, and a green ball in the other hand what do I have?

A: Kermit the Frog begging for mercy lmao


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Elizabeth-the-third
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haha
 
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Bruceboy
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Reminds me of... What do you have if you got a cricket ball in one hand, a cricket ball on the other?... Answers on a postcard for a Blue Peter badge.
 
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Elizabeth-the-third
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Reminds me of... What do you have if you got a cricket ball in one hand, a cricket ball on the other?... Answers on a postcard for a Blue Peter badge.
I know i say this more than I should but....I don't get it. Unless it's about what i think it is.
 
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Bruceboy
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A big cricket! Laughter and gainful employment follows.
 
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Originally posted by Y-Cymro:
Q: If I have a green ball in one hand, and a green ball in the other hand what do I have?

A: Kermit the Frog begging for mercy lmao


I prefer (the version I heard somewhere).

A: Kermit the Frog's undivided attention Smile


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Elizabeth-the-third
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oh dear, why didn't i get that?
 
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dannyjb1
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Think you may be over thinking it, it means the same as the one you laughed at earlier in the thread... just in my opinion scans better and is a lot better for being subtler.


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NiiCKY_X
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Lmao. Well Done.

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Originally posted by Y-Cymro:
Q: If I have a green ball in one hand, and a green ball in the other hand what do I have?

A: Kermit the Frog begging for mercy lmao

A: I need you to call 911 , my hands are full and I think I'm sick .
 
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Q. What doe's Kermit's inger smell like?

A. Pork


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So whats it called when a frog kills himself?
He Kermits suicide
 
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