I know some people really hate the Chuck jokes that have been around for ages but I'm a true fan. This discussion, however, is to see if you can come up with any new ones.

Here's one I've written (you may have seen it on other sites).

If you draw cartoons of Chuck Norris people all over the world will set fire to your country's embassies'.

hehe it caused a bit of a stink on WOW!

why does chuck norris have a night light? not because chucks affraid of the dark, its because the darks affraid of him

Chuck Norris says bleeding is for girls... Period.

Chuck Norris can stick his head so far up his own butt that he can look out from behind his own eyes.

When Chuck Norris washes - he uses rough diamonds as a sponge

A meteor didn't kill of the dinosaurs... Chuck Norris sneezed.

Chuck norris doesn't fight, he kills

Chuck Norris doesn't donate to charity, they donate to him.

Sorry - they just keep coming to me - i'm not trying to boost posts...

Christianity prays to God, God prays to Chuck Norris

Superman has Chuck Norris bedsheets.

, wow i just out chuck norrised!

Chuck Norris says that people who use the meteric system are trying to make their nobs seem longer.

who is chuck norris??

this action hero guy whos done like 3 movies and he was in dodgeball for 30 seconds, but theres loads of jokes about him, i hear alot of them on this online game i play, dunno why

do you play wow cosmos?

yes, yes i do... geek alert *sirens*

I stopped playing a little while ago coz i got too addicted. I still get cravings sometimes. I have a lvl 60 undead priest...

60 tauren shaman i still play, server?

Darksorrow. you?

neptulon ftw

Here's one: Chuck Norris is the only man powerful enough to create an internet meme capable of keeping half the world's fools amused.

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Originally posted by cosmos100:
this action hero guy whos done like 3 movies and he was in dodgeball for 30 seconds, but theres loads of jokes about him, i hear alot of them on this online game i play, dunno why

oh i have seen that film and thought you was on about him but wasn't sure thank you anyway xx

There is only one man who was quick enough to dodge a deadly roundhouse kick from Chuck -

Van Gogh, Although he did lose his ear.