The lying bitch in the wardrobe.(who can that be?).

Humpty dumped 'E' (Prescott caught trying to get rid of his stash, there had to be some explanation for his strange behaviour).

Moo tinny on the bounty(a can of corn beef and a chocolate bar).

I think I need help now.
give it a go.

Some adult titles

Shaving Ryans Privates
Look whos porking
Look whos porking poo
Planet of the playmates
The bare witch project

[From another site] Dan Brown's new novel, in which he proves he is the direct descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene, entitled: "Christ! I've Hit The Mother-Lode Now!"

"For Your Thighs Only" always gets an immature *giggle* out of me...

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Originally posted by jamie gibbon-sissons:
Some adult titles

Shaving Ryans Privates
Look whos porking
Look whos porking poo <--- WTF..LOLing my ass off
Planet of the playmates
The bare witch project

the dissapearing turkey by henrietta lott

christmas recipes by e.titup

cliffhanger by willy mayket, illustrated by betty wont

twenty years in the saddle by major bumsore

The Baby Sitter by Justin Casey Howls
The Glass Bra by Seymour Tit
Semen on the Sheets by Mr Completely
I Know you Masturbate Dude by Hugh Anchor
The Gay Sex Guide by Ben Down and Phil McCavity
Water off a Duck's Roof by Dwayne Pipe
When can I see You Again by Tamara Knight
My Husband is a Comnplete and Utter Idiot by Cherie Blair (I cleaned that one up loads)

Reservoir Gods - a group of deities on a doomed heist, in 6th century b.c. Persia.

Kill Billy - a schoolgirl plots revenge on the goat that ate her homework.

(oh, this gets worse, and yet more movies... hang on in there)

The House of Flying Dagmas - the best little whorehouse in Dusseldorf.

Roonin - scouse footballer gets caught up in international espionage (now there's a script!)

Crouching Tizer, Hidden Dragon - a tale of soft drinks and carefully concealed heroin.

Fantastic Floor - 4 scientists pass through a wave of radiation in space, returning to earth to laminate evil.

Bulk - John Prescott, obviously.

Sulk - Gordon Brown.

Full Mental Jacket - Tony Blair!

I... thank you!

Reservoir Gods - a group of deities on a failed heist in ancient Persia. Cue Mr Fat, Mr Elephant, Mr Monkey...

The Incredible Bulk - John Prescott
The Incredible Sulk - Gordon Brown

Full Mental Jacket - Tony Blair of course!

I know what you did last, Sumner - fly on the wall documentary about Sting

Scream - the life story of a prompt board at a Robbie Williams concert

Hellraiser - Documentary outlining how single parent, Miss Fire, brought up her daughter

Lucky Number S7even - a non-related sequel to the film Se7en (and disassociated from the rockumentary about the group 5ive) but a worthy prequel to the forthcoming film "4, 4k's sake"