A man walks into a barwith his dog and orders two glasses of whisky.Raising a toast, both he and his dog empty their glasses. The gorgeous girl behind the bar is so suprised she asks , ''wow! can your dog perform other tricks?'' ''of course'' the man answers '' He even knows how to satisfy a woman'' Anxious to know more, the girl leads them both upstairs into a little room above the bar.She undresses and,full of expectation lies down on the bed in the room.The dog looks at her then the owner. then lies down and does nothing. ''Oh, its always the same thing with you!''the man shouts at the placid mutt ''Im going to show you how to do this one more time...''
