Why is getting up at three o'clock in the morning like a pig's tail?


because its twirly

* whoosh *

twirly....

as in to early...twirly

get it?

ohhhhhhhh


that was crap

sorry for being so blunt

its ok i deserve it

it was crap

i like the classic ones
will you remember me in an hour yes
will you remember me tomorrow - yes
will you remember me next week - yes
will you remember me next month - yes
Will you remember menext year - yes

Knock knock

whos there ?

See you have forgotten me already

groan


classic

thats a good one. But i guess you hve to hear it to notice the twirly sounds like too early.

Round these parts old people are affectionately known as 'Twirlies' for that reason.

Their concessionary buspasses allow travel after 9:30, but they get on the buses at 20-25 past 9 asking "Too early (Twirly), driver?"

True story!

twirly.....yes it does not work in the medium of text, however, as stated once spoken you then get the concept especially if you are of northern orientation where they speak like that...where as in the south we say too early and it does not sound like t'wirly....maybe if peter kay said it it would be funny....like tinternet sort of thing. Who says having to explain a joke makes it not funny...ive just created a sketch

This joke is a really old one, yet ive heard two different peops say it to me this week!

Why did the Blonde stare at the orange carton?
-Because it said concentrate.

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Originally posted by sweet chick 14:
This joke is a really old one, yet ive heard two different peops say it to me this week!

Why did the Blonde stare at the orange carton?
-Because it said concentrate.

lolol old but still got it lol