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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he's a cock!
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Q. WHAY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? A. BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET TO SCHOOL ONTIME.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, why would a chicken normally cross the road?
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why did the turkey cross the road? cause it had a chicken stapled to its back
I concur, shallow and pedantic
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why did the chicken cross the road? im guessing its something to do with the green man flashing on the traffic lights? 
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Gandhi 's Answer: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road. Neil Armstrong's Answer: To go where no chicken has gone before. Ernest Hemingway's Answer: To die. In the rain. Alone.
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why did the pervert cross the road?
he was following the chickhen
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
He knew he'd end up dead meat if he didn't get to work on time.
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? because it ran out of eggs
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Because the bucther was on this side of the road.
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. He wanted to see Gregory Peck!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. He wanted to see the mayor lay the foundation stone.
Q. What did the psychiatrist say to the chicken?
A. Tell me, why do you think you cross the road?
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Why did the BABY chicken cross the road softly? because it couldn't walk, hardly
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn't been invented.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the dinosaur was extinct.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Has anyone ever asked the complementary question of events prior to this, that is, why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
It had no reason to do so.
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