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Why didn't the old man cross the road?
He'd heard the joke before
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cos the road had done the dirty on him!
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quote: Originally posted by RitchieHamstring:
I've got a dog called Rover and he's deaf
Oh yeah, how does he smell?
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Made me pee myself (not difficult)
Don't get it  Lol! Soz!
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quote: Originally posted by Ryanbadabing:
I liked it.
Reminded me of one of my favourite jokes.
Boy goes into a shop and asks the shop keeper for a loaf of bread.
Shop keeper: ' would you like brown or white?'
Boy: 'It doesn't matter I've got my bike outside.'
Don't get this either
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quote: Originally posted by Frankie Rage:
I know a man with a wooden leg called Albert
Oh yeah?
I must be really dumb because I don't get this either!
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Don't give up your day jobs folk. 
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George Best Belfast City Airport*
FAF no 86 **** ♥♥A♥♥
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That's right, or the checkouts will be a nightmare!
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My dog works on a checkout.
How does he manage the till?
Oh, he's got a nose for it!
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quote: Originally posted by Frankie Rage:
- Did you hear about the Irishman who bought a paper shop?
- No...
- It blew away!
- ...ok, but what about the Irishman?
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I was going to take my dog for a walk, but he was feeling too rrrrruff!
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