dr who: knock knock
sally spunk: whos there
dr who: mind ur own bizz spunk bitch
sally spunk: ok


ha ha ha ha ha ha class

Erm....?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gordon Bennett.
Gordon Bennett who?
Gordon Bennett, I can't believe how old some of these jokes are!

Knock Knock
Who's there
I need AP

Knock Knock,
Whos there
The Avon Lady, your,e bells broken

I know It,s old but so am I HAHAHA

knock knock.....

come in

Ding Dong...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bumble bee.
Bumble bee who?
Bumble bee spotty if you don't change your knickers!

And from the Golden Age:

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gestapo.
Gestapo who?
I vill ask ze questions!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Biggish
Biggish who?
No thanks mate.

complete silence
who's there?
(a dumb entity with no physical presence is just outside the door)
who's there?
complete silence

Frankie x
yes I do know it's not funny! soz peeps, I woz just playing...

My favourite old one is Raquel Welch, no, no I mean...

knock, knock
who's there?
Machiavelli
Machiavelli who?
Machiavelli nice suit for thirty quid!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you hurry up and open the door!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Its the Spanish Indecision.
Are you sure?
No.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mustapha.
Mustapha who?
Mustapha look and see if I can fix that bell!

Knock, knock
Who's there
The Jehovahs Witnesses
Knock, knock
Knock, knock
Knock, knock
Knock, knock....

Knock knock
Who's there?
Its the Spanish Inquisition
You're pulling my leg
Well actually we're planning to pull both of them

knock knock
whos there?
mr potato
mr patato who?
mr mouldy poata
lol
i use to say that when i was little