Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. A fish.

The guy who told me this one got a packet of peanuts between the eyes, you'll be glad to hear. I posted it as it has to be seen to be believed.

lol sorry but that is bad!



It's nearly Xmas!

Well it's random if nothing else....

How many cockney surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like- just don't dilly-Dali on the way!

(inhaling from expencive Cuban cigar) ..., I say, it fails as a joke, yes, but don't you feel it works as a piece of Art... (smoke rings hang limply on exhaling).

Have a go at 'Onelines, anyone?'.

lol

I am REALLY inhaling from an expensive cuban cigar!!!

I thought it was funny, Rube so I guess I'll never make it in comedy...

Frankie

I dunno Frankie. If you find it funny because of the way I tell it, you have good taste.

What's Junk Males?

I dunno. I think it's a bunch of sad old gits who roam the land trying to make people laugh at guys getting hit by danger signs. They are quite sad really but I think it's important for them to keep dreaming. Have that little bit of hope. You will have to ask Frankie if you want to know more. I think he knows one of them or something.

Love you boys.... Really! Hugs and kisses!

quote:

Originally posted by ilikeschool:
What's Junk Males?

Easiest way to find out is read what The Glamorous Snowdrop lady has said in the above post - she am have hit der nail on the head, as usual !!!

I used to live in Hope (it's a little village just outside Sheffield!)

i don't get it...

Hello "newbie"!

Look up "surrealism" in a encylopedia or on wikipedia.

This reminds me if a joke I heard many moons ago.

Man walks into a butcher's shop and asks for a dozen sausages.

"Pork or beef?" asks the butcher.

"It doesn't matter my bike is outside"

Reminds me of a really, really stupid joke I know, best told when people are either very, very drunk or under the influence of something...

Two lunatics sitting in an aylum, one is peeling a banana.

The other one says "Give me a bite of your apple".

The other one replies "It's not a pear, it's a grapefruit".

That is bad...

soo soo funny had me laughing for weeks

quote:

Originally posted by The Glamourous Snowdrop:
Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. A fish.

The guy who told me this one got a packet of peanuts between the eyes, you'll be glad to hear. I posted it as it has to be seen to be believed.

Lol. That is quite bad.