A scotsman is driving along a narrow country road and turns a blind corner when CRASH he hits an oncoming car, driven by an Irishman. He gets out and goes over to the other driver, who thankfully is ok. They call for help and then sit together at the side of the road talking and end up getting on like a house on fire.
After a while the Scotsman says:'wouldnt you know it, I've had the most awful day but this conversation with you has been the highlight of it, I am so glad we met.'
'I know', says the irishman 'It must have been fate that brought us together'
'You might be right' says the Scotsman. 'As fate would have it, I have a fine 20year malt in the boot, do you fancy a dram?'
'Sure' says the Irishman 'Fate is indeed on our side!'
The Scotsman opens the bottle and passes it to the Irishman who makes a toast to their new friendship and takes a healthy swig before passing it back.
'No no', says the scotsman, ' I'm fine till the police get here...'