Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, 'Can you drive this thing?

Two goldfish in a bowl. One says to the other. 'What shall we do today?'

Two goldfish outside a bowl which is on fire. One says to the other, 'Thank god we managed to escape, but of course we are equally screwed'.


What hops round the room, swings through the trees and says, Oink, Oink?
A kangarillapig!

I'll sithee
Best wishes
Brian the can (AKA Jacob the Ladder)
PS Spare a thought for the comedy snakes

*shakes head* that was truly dreadful

OMG that was...jus...bad *TUT TUT TUT*

i rather enjoyed those. Nothing beats simplistic humour!!