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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week; phoned her to arrange a date but, she'd popped her clogs!
 
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Lol.


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I said I was bi-sexual - I never said I was interesting.
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Funny joke! Big Grin


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lmao
 
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Don't know why but that made me lmao


Shotgun sinners
Wild eyed jokers
Got you in my sights
Gun it while I'm holding on
 
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lol lame but u have to laff


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quote:
Originally posted by Ossie:
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week; phoned her to arrange a date but, she'd popped her clogs!


Got to love Tim Vine's gags.

A couple more of my current faves,

I got christened with a flame thrower, that was a baptism of fire. Still the vicar was dressed in a gorilla suit which was a blessing in disguise.


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Danny, you may have come across it first via Tim Vine but I think the Beano writers (circa 1968) had a hand in that one! Big Grin
 
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lol


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