Am I the only person who would like to see her fall into an industrial mincer....?

An industrial mincer would be far to quick, a cheap domestic mincer that kept jamming, far better.

ooooh like it. that is much better.

Forget the mixer. What about putting her in with Cuddles the Crocodile?

Bring back Giles Coren.

She is the most irratating women alive! seriously bring back giles he was funny and interesting!

I like Janet, she talks a lot of sense, AND she beat Gordon twice...

why is she on nearly every show?
shes trying to get famouse thats why
i also agree

She's got bigger teeth than Cuddles the Crocodile so I'm not sure she'd come off worse. Ending up in a kebab is probably a better option compared to sharing space with that patronising old cow, as I'm sure Cuddles would agree.

How on earth she's got to be where she is ,is a total mystery. You could think that she must have slept her way to the top ,which means there must be some very brave men around . When it comes to swearing she's as foul mouthed as GR.I remember walking around Spain with Fiona Cambell ,I think it was , she could'nt stand her either, much prefered her donkey ! Plus it was better looking, Scary or what !!!

Im in the states and have no idea where porter came from.. is she some d-list semi celeb from something? And i fast foward through here.. that voice makes my skin crawl...

i know! worse than fingernails scraping down a chalkboard (that's what we have to call them these days after all!)
roughly quoting wikipedia j s-p is (ahem!) "a media personality in the United Kingdom" (really?) "She has been a journalist, presenter, producer and currently works as editor-at-large of the Independent newspapers."
i leave any other descriptions of her or her career for you to devise amongst yourselves....

ally cat doesnt know why ramsey has such a good relationship with her when they argue so much . perhaps he likes the arguments . either way she doesnt do her parts as well as she could .

ie : how do you kill a croc or camel ?
if no one wants to eat them much , why bother when you can make more money in chickens ?
who acctually rekons that croc is happy in that amount of space , have we footage of a wild croc staying in the same few metres ?

so j s-p presents us with insightful reports on goat meat (the reason: because it's low in fat), camel milk (new superfood and is low in fat) and then crocodile (tastes awful, but guess what? it's low in fat too!)
what low fat delights next week do you think?

a low fat zebra ?

new low fat lard?

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why is she on nearly every show?
shes trying to get famouse thats why
i also agree

How on earth she's got to be where she is

JSP does not need to get famous, she has been 'famous' for over 30 years. She has got where she is today thru' b****y hard work. She was a model, made cutting edge 'Yoof' TV shows in the 80's, had her own chat show, received BAFTA & Emmy nominations, she's a damn good writer, highly intelligent and funny.

JSP rocks

A model !!! What on earth did she model ? Yes ,she's cropped up on many shows over the years,but I would never have considered her to be at all popular, mind you "cutting edge " never is.
What a shame she's now afoul mouthed harridan.
Are you a relative ?

JSP rocks ? JSP sucks !

I don't know the lady, so i won't say she sucks or any of that, but if she is 59 as gordon said last night, i am suprised i wouldn't have placed her that old.

And while she may be smart and a great writer and such, i think she doesn't fit well on the show. But we all have our own opinions

jsp sucks....what an interesting thought, but i doubt it with those teeth.
she does look good for her age though, although i would probably have spent less on botox and more on a good dentist
oh my god, have i just paid the woman a compliment.....?

words most annoying woman...that voice?! ohh my word.

I like JSP. She has a strong personality. You can tell that she doesn't suffer fools easily.
I bet she scares a lot of people mainly men.

I think she scares a lot of people ,full stop. I see she's now cropped up in some strange show about becoming a cabbie .
Actually she does seem to have been totally re-vamped . Ten years ago she looked 59 , now looks- wise the knives ,creams and injections have certainly worked for her,thats the beauty of being able to pay for expensive treatments. She's thrown away her old specs, and I think ,like Esther Ranson ( ! ) she has had some cosmetic dentistry. However , after saying all that , she's still an overbearing , foul mouthed self opinionated woman ,who is getting far more air play than I personally consider her "talents " warrant
I like strong women,but she's more than strong.

I think she's great! Calls a spade a spade. Quite refreshing. Much better than Giles.

I was going to leave a bad message about this woman, but i've changed my mind... she's actually not all that bad.
If noels house party still existed though, i think she would be a good candidate for the old gunge tank.

Can't stand her. Don't think she adds anything to the show. I thought Giles Coren's pieces were far more quirky and interesting.