Just wanting u all to give me some of your hopefuly funny shameless quotes....?

I'm in
Marty - "raining like feck, cuppa debs?"

Sheila:I'm going to visit my mum
Frank:Are you taking the kids?
Sheila:It's a hospice!
Frank:Well Don't they have a creche

It's best to be a winner when a winner's truley beat, now **** OFF! - Yvonne, series 2

When Mimi McGuire is in the Gallagher kitchen and Marty comes up behind her and says "Ermintrude"

LOL! I laughed so hard at that. He also says Jabba after saying Ermantrude!!

Ah you cant beat when Frank first calls Lilian "Bo Selecta!"
Joolesx

I absolutely LOVED the early episode scene in series three when Marty had converted the room into a sunny paradise for Sue, and they are just lying in their costumes and Frank walks in, and he says "Do any of you think this is f*cking normal"??? LOL LOL! And when Sheila tells Sue she can help her with the cleaning and Sue says she can't as she is allergic to the dust!!!

when veronica is hugging yvonne in the shop after aruing with her mum about breakin up with kev " i only came in for bog rolls" lol

not really a quote but it's got to be when frank is singing in the pub and he goes...'pussycat, pussycat your a tosser' haha very funny!!!
anyone know where i could download that??
xx

ooo theres loads but my fave quotes are...

carl "well how did u get pregnant then?"

veronica "she never kidnapped him- she borrwed him accidentally"

ian "carl ur t*ts r ready"

ian to marty "what was this big robbery u were on about then marty- FKIN OXFAM SHOP?"

marty "he's the killer"
"bucketspunk....spongecakes"
"ninja assassins"
"irmintrude"
sheila "FRANK...FRANK IVE BEEN SHOT"
"i think id better lower the dose"
"gimme a vowel"
sheila and debbie "we had to get a car to drive us home"..."wot like a rolls royce sheila?"..."nooo it was a police carrr"

sheila "ru the police?"...yvonne "no sheila its kash and yvonne from the shop"

frank "thank fk for that"

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Originally posted by Kev'sbabe:
Ah you cant beat when Frank first calls Lilian "Bo Selecta!"
Joolesx

lmao i kno its mean...but i actually thought lillian was like bo' selecta before it was mentioned on shameless

i liked it in series three when debbie went to frank and sheilas and sheila brought her out a drink saying ''i couldn't find any orange juice so i got you a vodka instead''! debbies only about 12/13

when the bed breaks in series 3 , debbie and carl walk in but as soon as they leave marty says to sue 'finish me off'

when kev and veronica get their passports and he says she looks like myra hindley... as it happens she is playin the part of myra in a film about the moors murders 2 be shown on tv this year..
also my sister said lillian looks like bo selecta also b4 frank mentioned it ... lol

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Originally posted by Kev'sbabe:
Ah you cant beat when Frank first calls Lilian "Bo Selecta!"
Joolesx

I'd forgotten that one. An absolute classic!

Series 1,episode 1 when Fiona gets her bag nicked and steve goes after him but the bouncer won't let them back in and veronica says "state of you,if you'd been doin your job none of this would of happened ya fat t**t"

lol i liked this one

when debbie kidnapped JODY and she was upstairs Steve, Lip and Ian thought they were being robbed so they went upstairs and it was either Lip or Ian said

If they are robbing us it has got to be a nutter lol

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ooo theres loads but my fave quotes are...

carl "well how did u get pregnant then?"

In the same scene - after Fiona (Ann-Marie Duff) tells the family she is pregnant, as she walks out of the room, she passes Marty who says "Up the duff".

I liked the one in the epi were Carl falls through the celing. When he takes the weed to the maguires n everyone whp knocks is asking for Mandy, when Shane answers he says 'Do I look like a fkin monkey?!' I laughed so much

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