One day a little girl called debbie decided to go for a walk. She hadn't got far when she saw a man walking in the middle of the road.....

She realised that he was a transexual because he had make up on and a bad hairdo.........

and a hairy chest.

but when she looked more closely she realised he looked all too much like some1 she knows..but couldn't quiet think who....

'Oh My God, Lilian!!!' said Debbie, as 'He' turned around. 'What's happened to your chest?'.......

OMG LOL thats funny keep it going ive already posted a bit and im maxxed out (small brain)

'Well', said Lilian, 'I went into the Jockey for a little drink cos I needed a little pick me up and Frank was there and he sold me this funny looking blue tablet to perk me up a bit, he said Sheila regularily has one, it's all herbal mind, well so says Frank, but I've come over all perculiar and I've been doing the kung fu with the bars'!

'And I all feel all randy, I had to leave the Jockey cos the table legs were starting to tempt me'!, said Lilian...

' I'm a lonely woman you know, Debbie love, I really miss my Brendan, he wasn't a looker or clever, but he loved me. I looked after him and kept him happy with his foody favourites and he kept me happy with his special sunday love lessons! Anyway, Debbie, that reminds me, I'll have to go, I need a pound of sausage and some tongue from the butchers'!.....

as lilian walks away debbie looks on. meanwhile lip is in the house watchin tv with mandy when thet here a loud bang coming from outside......

Debbie gets hit by a car.Everyone thinks lillian pushed her.

But it was'nt Lilian. The pill Lilian took has caused her body to go into involuntary jerky spasms and as she is jerking towards the pavement to cross, the oncoming car sees this and in it's attempts to avoid Lilian , poor Debbie is knocked down. The driver is then revealed and it is........

.....Fiona!.........

Fiona gets out of the car and cries "Oh Debbie!! What have I done??" Lip runs over and they both lift Debbie into the back of the car and head for the hospital.....

As they are heading to the hospital, Lip turns to Fiona and says, 'What's going om, sis? Where's Steve? Fiona looks at Lip and then glances at Debbie and says, 'There's something I've got to tell to you'.........

"Me and Steve have won the lottery!! I was coming back to tell you all that you could come and live with us........

....'But there's one condition', says Fiona, 'You have to leave tonight, and you can't tell Dad or Sheila, cos he will ruin everything, and nothing said to Carol, Marty or even Kev and V. We need to get Ian, Carl and Liam and go, first up though Debbie let's get you to A & E'........

After arriving at A and E Debbie was admitted and seen to straight away.
Sitting in the waiting room Lip turned to Fiona and said "I cant just up and leave Fiona. Ive got the little un to think of now"
As Fiona was going to reply a nurse approached them. "Mrs Gallagher?"
"Im her sister Fiona"
"Fiona, Debbie is in a stable condition although she has broken several bones and will need close monitoring over the next couple of days"
"Thanks"
"It doesnt look like we'll be coming with you Fi" said Lip.

Fiona says she will be bak in a few months to see if they have changed their minds.she walks out and bumps into Frank ......

...'What the... bloody hell. Fi!', stutters Frank, 'What's the news on our Debs? ' She's gonna be alright Dad... a few broke bones, Lips with her, I'll have to go. You go and see your daughter.' Fiona walks away and then stops and turns back, she rubs her huge bump and says out loud, 'I, We have to stay for a bit', and she walks back in the direction of the hospital........