... As she turns around to walk back to the hospital, the last four hours flash before her eyes thats when she realizes that ....

... her waters have broken, and she shouts out, 'Nurse, help!'......

...Lip and a drunk Frank rush out to see whats the matter, when Frank...

.... shouts out, 'Hang on , fer f*$ks sake, ah fee's avin a kid? Frank Gallagher a fookin double grandad, bugger!.......

...As Fiona's labour continues and Lip tries to contact Steve another drama is unfolding on the Chatsworth estate.... Lilian is waiting in pursuit of the local park's mens toilets! The blue pill she took earlier is in it's full rampant effect and she is the mood for passion, she enters a cubicle and waits...

... Outside there is trouble brewing. A huge row between The Maguires, Paddy and Mimi has occured regarding Paddy's fondness for a tipple and his inablity to keep Mimi satisfied, they row and she shouts after him, ' I should have married a scouser, they know how to be real men!' and she waggles her little finger at him as he slams the door and leaves....

to go to the shops. Meanwhile a man enters the park toilets and is confronted by a very hairy and deranged Lillian.
"OOOO...c'mere!" cried Lillian as she made a grab for him.
He.....

tried his best to break free but the poor man bore such a resemblance to Brendan that she could not resist. " you're comin home with me!" She squeeled, and dragged the man home. Moments later, Ian arrived. He did not know about debbie and was in the mood for a little cottage. He waited in the end cubicle, hoping a massive...

... Pizza would be on the menu for tonight's tea! As he thought of his Marguerita, he heard somebody enter the toilets, so he waited. And then he heard a voice speak out about the problems he was having and that his wife and kids didn't understand the real him, 'What I need's abit of fun, will you help? said the voice and then a horrified Ian realised who the voice belonged to, it was............

Paddy Maguire!!!
He opened the cubicle door and ran as fast as he could until he was out of sight.
"Jesus" he said to himself as he tried to catch his breath.
Meanwhile.......

...Over at the hospital, Fiona is in the delivery suite and she been joined by Veronica, who is helping her through labour. Fiona is in full contraction mode, she is screaming out in pain, 'Come on Fi, you can do this, breathe and count,' encourages Veronica. 'Bloody hell, I need drugs, get me drugs, now!' shouts Fiona , 'That's me girl eh, amd don't forget my share,' says Frank.....

Frank was about to reach for the gas and air when a nurse ran into the delivery suite with a phone in her hand.
" It's your husband miss..." She handed fiona the phone, but fiona didnt have a husband...
" she must mean steve." veronica said.
But she couldnt breathe through the panting.
" the bloody heads coming..." Screamed Veronica down the phone.....

... to who she thought was Steve, when he finally arrived at the hospital, it wasn't Steve it was...

a wrong number! It was the husband of the lady in the nxt room. Veronica told the nurse to fook off and told steve to hold fiona' hand.
Then Debbie bolted up from her bed in a cold sweat and realised the whole thing had been a massive awful dream...so she went downstairs and saw Carl eating his tits.....

..... birdseed!, as he had recently got himself a bluetit for a pet, and he'd named it....

Ganj the parrot muncher. It kept all the illegal substances sold at the jokey in its stomach where no1 could be able to find it, Carl loved that bird but one day it all went horribly wrong. The maguires payed a visit...

... they took Ganj the parrot muncher and left a ransome note in return....