mine would be: Series 3- when Katie is born. Patric says about lip: This is Phillip shagger Gallegar- your wifes cousin. Series 2- When ian is out with the maguires in the car and patric starts singing : My old man said be a man today...... lol well funny
oh yes and when frank haS 2 look after the twins when sheila visits her mum in the hospice.: Yes well do they not have a creche? Frank shes in a hospice!
Frank Gallagher: We've just kicked a confession out of ice cream Alec, he's admitted to dipping his nob in the tubs. Sheila Jackson: What, he took little Jody! Frank Gallagher: We don't know till he comes out of theatre!
And of series 4 it has to be Patrick Maguire
Devils Dildos Is there such a thing as a problem when you can find the solution (this has to be sad in a very happy on anti depressents)
Norma (after she kills Carl's pet rat): "It's like village of the damned" And the guy who hasn't had his leg over since his wife had baby, "if that cat walks past me one more time with it's tail up it's gonna get one right up the ring, as I'm beyond fussy!"
lip: you're covered sick! frank: son, you are ugly but tomorrow i shall be clean!
There is no sorrow like the memory of love and the knowledge that it is gone forever; even in dreams , i never saw again his face, and though i longed for it, i came at last to see that it was just as well, lest i live all the rest of my life in dreams - Morgaine Le Fay
far to many to mention. some of my fav shelia ones are: norma talking to shelia and norm says "shelia what the fook are you on?" and shelia starts nameing all her drugs. when shelia got egged also thinking she had been shot was truley comic. when she thinks she has gone blind but its just peppers on the tea towel and starts shouting "am blind. ... oh my god i carnt see anything"
anything Yvonne says my fav is the bit with Lilian with the broken biscuits and anything Jez says like the bit when she said to lilian 'Were not having Bloody su pollard!'. Finally at the end of series 3 when Frank was saying to Veronica about sheila doing him in
