Listening to a limerick competition on local radio this morning gave me an idea for a bit of fun.
Do you remember episode 3-6 when Carl was struggling to compose a limerick? Well why not give him a hand?

As far as I remember they began

A fit lad called Carl had a dream...

A fit lad called Carl was obsessed...
and

A sex-god called Carl once said...

Are there any poets out there who could add a line or even finish one of them????

A fit lad called Carl had a dream
to cover the ladies in cream
he would remove it with licks
and pleasure them quick
to make sure they all moaned and screamed

A young lad called Carl had a dream
To appear on the TV screen
One day while still fameless
The starred him in Shameless
Now the girls, when they see him, all scream.


Not perhaps what carl would have written, but it works.

a sex god called carl once said
i wish i could take a girl 2 bed
in his dreams he had his pick of girls
ideally one thats blonde with curls.....



bit borin but its worth a try.. ha ha

all very talented.

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Originally posted by samadash:
all very talented.

Fanx