TGM (The great Marto) has been sighted at the tennis

At least we know he's alive.

Yeah....and now we can all get some sleep.

Now Fred - don't be bitter.

Has anybody considered the very real possibility that Marto was in cahoots with whatever mischief the missing blokes from the Pom Christnas lunch were up to?

LOL. I hope he had more important things to attend to. Mrs Marto, for one.

I was hoping the two great non-issues of Ashes 06-07 might add up, if you combine them and inject enough hot air, into something weighty enough to actually blip the radar.