Colonel Klinky hussain
Gen Burghalter Maxy walker
Big Shulzty Merv
Barmy Baron Von Richtoffen
Gen Freddie Klinkerhoffen
Herr Otto Flicksmith
Col Ganga Von Strohm
Pvte Helga girly Clarkey Geerhart
Spooky Mu Mu Von Smallhausen

SO much material there for anyone writing a book on mental health.

I am on my medication these days Polly