Considering some of the activities associated with one of the streets wot the Junction Oval is at the junction of (same name as the VFL club that played there in the 70s), this is the kind of story that would have kept the Good News Week writers busy for aeons.
Millard should definitely name their next new model caravan after Glenn McGrath. Or maybe Bill Lawry can breed a new species of pigeon.
Damien Martyn has moved to the top of the list in Hollywood to play the Tom Cruise character next time they remake The Firm, not just because of the obvious similarities between Marto and the Cruisemeister, but because they both gave the TTJASI message the same way: remotely and from long range.