With a name like that, he's got to be. Got to. GOT!

Relatively great.

Who does he play for? Is he Jewish?

He'll be Dynamite.

I'll get Spiney Norman's coat...

He plays for Tamil Nadu

There's no way in the world he's going to be an ordinary player. He's gonna be great.

Does he bend his Elba?

What will be his Waterloo?

Can he bat? Corsican!

You'd better watch out
You'd better take care
Napoleon hit's it straight off square....

I'm relieved to see it really is Napoleon, not Napolean.

Stop picking on me......

Wasn't he a pig?

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Originally posted by tasty tyke:
Stop picking on me......

I'm not ... see Danny's title line.

I thought for a second there was a delicious irony in 'Napolean Einstein'; but it seems he was named more conventionally by his parents. Maybe in the West Indies ...

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Originally posted by Rob:
Wasn't he a pig?

Yes

It's all relative.

Well, relatively relative.

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Originally posted by tasty tyke:

quote:

Originally posted by Rob:
Wasn't he a pig?

Yes

This thread threatens to Snowball. All these puns ... it's a porcine.

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Originally posted by tasty tyke:

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Originally posted by Rob:
Wasn't he a pig?

Yes

So someones named a cricketer after a pig?

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Originally posted by lardbucket:

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Originally posted by tasty tyke:

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Originally posted by Rob:
Wasn't he a pig?

Yes

This thread threatens to Snowball. All these puns ... it's a porcine.

And doesn't Hogg squeal when he bowls?

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Originally posted by Rob:

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Originally posted by tasty tyke:

quote:

Originally posted by Rob:
Wasn't he a pig?

Yes

So someones named a cricketer after a pig?

He's captain of South Australia, I'll have you know.

I thought he'd retired now?

He hasn't retired, he's just drained the trough and spurned leadership to hide amongst the farrow.

ROFL