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Back to the long form of the game, against a different opponent, surely England will get back on the winners list.
 
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So will Flintoff be fit? If not, who should captain Engalnd?
 
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Surely it has to be Skunky. I mean he's the most qualified; being not English at all.


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Give the captaincy to the Welsh Patel...the responsiblity couldn't lessen his performance
 
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What about harmison? He never backs away from a challen... (Falls on floor laughing)

Well, I nearly got it out without losing it.

What a pea-hearted performance in that last ODI. 'I don't want to take the new ball, even though I'm supposed to be the best fast bowler...'
 
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Then runs from the field crying...


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Forgot that bit.

Would that make him a sook?

Or do our Pommy friends only allow that label to be applied to Aussies?
 
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It's only an ODI rememeber...


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For England - surely, surely, it's time to dump GO Jones.
 
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The whole combined England team on Saturday had played less games, scored less runs, scored less tons and taken less wickets than Jayasuria. Wonder if that's happened many times....
 
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Had less ticker too...


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...they had more hair though
 
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Zat looks like he's on a one man mission to woof us into oblivion!
 
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Originally posted by Voice of Treason:
What a pea-hearted performance in that last ODI. 'I don't want to take the new ball, even though I'm supposed to be the best fast bowler...'
That was Strauss's decision.


Eds suck
 
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Zat looks like he's on a one man mission to woof us into oblivion!
As long as he doesn't run out of fuel before the Ashes . . .


Eds suck
 
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Zat looks like he's on a one man mission to woof us into oblivion!

No, I'm trying to rev the English team up. Honest.
 
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3 stars makes this official. Nyer!
 
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Live on Foxsports!!!


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Harmi in cherry ripe form for the Test on the back of his ODI performances Big Grin


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They should make him captain.

In recent times at Lord's matches have turned up something interesting in terms of batting stats.

The average runs per wicket in the first innings is 32.8, in the second innings it's 33.1, in the third innings it's 34.3. Unfortunately for the fourth innings it goes down to 30.7

Without looking into it further, I'd be surprised if there werer many venues where those numbers incease across the first three innings. Happy to stand corrected, of course, but does that say it might be worth thinking about batting second?
 
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They should make him captain.

Captain Sooky.


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The softest animals in the land
Are Captain Sooky and his band.
That's Ian Bell, Paul Collingwood
Geraint Jones and Saj Mahmood.
 
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I wonder if I start taking the p1ss back, any Aussies on this thread will scream blue murder?

Shall we find out?
 
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The softest animals in the land
Are Captain Sooky and his band.
That's Ian Bell, Paul Collingwood
Geraint Jones and Saj Mahmood.


Stick to humourous (sic) one liners - and don't give up the day job.
 
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I wonder if I start taking the p1ss back, any Aussies on this thread will scream blue murder?

Shall we find out?

Stop being so sensitive.
 
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