Received following from non-cricket-loving pal:
FOR ALL YOU DEJECTED ENGLISH CRICKET FANS!!!!!
>Amusing I guess .....
>
>Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
>
>A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
>
>Q. What is the height of optimism?
>
>A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
>
>Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball
>almost always takes a wicket?
>
>A. A bat.
>
>Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
>
>A. An allrounder.
>
>Q. What advantage do Kevin Pietersen, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones
>have over the rest of their team-mates?
>
>A. At least they can say they're not really English.
>
>Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
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>A. Three runs in three balls.
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>Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
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>A. A bowler.
>
>Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
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>A. The walk back to the pavilion.
>
>Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
>
>A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
>
>Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
>
>A. Because he was born in England.
>
>Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
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>A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
>
>Q. What's the English version of LBW?
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>A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
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>Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
>
>A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.
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Imran Khan but Immanuel Kant.
