Your womens smell of the milk that ees sour.

Your ‘usbands they are likes the lobster that ees boiled.

I look down on you all from a great height with the pleasure that is immense

A oui on your president Cherie Blur, your ‘otpot Lancashire and your Olympic gameses

A Thierry Henry to all of you!!! (Quote from Thierry Henry as he committed his future to Arsenal in May '07: "This is my last contract. It is where I belong" )

I employs my characteristic flair and gallic charm to crush all of yous like the bulb of garlics

Vive la France!

Where is it the balloon white so zat I may wave my tricolour under your large noses?

Now, you English peeeegs, tell me ‘ow much you love la belle France. Be flowery in your praises of my great ‘omeland and I may forgive you for all zat you did for us in ze last war.

Do not send me your praises in French or I will be bop-ped.

where've you been young lady??

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Originally posted by Ray of the Rovers:
where've you been young lady??

I 'ave been making the expedition with my truffle pig, Kiki, in Lalbenque

Now tell me your loves for my ‘omeland or I speak with yous never more

I kiss you on both cheeks then use my 'ankie to remove the smell of the roast beefs

Djimi Traore

quote:

Originally posted by Ray of the Rovers:
Djimi Traore

What about 'im and is this all you 'ave to say?

im obviously in awe of your french wonderfulness to be able to say much more

I forgot to mention it that all your ‘ouses smell of cabbage boiled for several months

I invade your island with my compatriot - frothy pop-ster Serge Gainsborough. He will seduces all your womens with the ease consumate.

ah but can you resist the english male charm? onion girl

Saunters in on the arm of Hamish McBraveheart and greets Baby Bunny

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Originally posted by Ray of the Rovers:
ah but can you resist the english male charm? onion girl

You are going to ‘ave to ‘elp me

I have been looking through my spying glass for this “charm” you speak of and still I cannot find eet

And what does “onion girl” mean? Are you being vegist?

i like onions

quote:

Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Saunters in on the arm of Hamish McBraveheart and greets Baby Bunny

Greetings auld Scottish ally

I have placed the encrypted message in the hollow stopper of the beer barrel as per usual

quote:

Originally posted by Ray of the Rovers:
i like onions

In that case I "hoff" on you from a great height.

Did you like eet?

this french girl is very mean

*wipes spit from his eye*

quote:

Originally posted by Ray of the Rovers:
this french girl is very mean

*wipes spit from his eye*

You need new tactics Ray!

I've just been watching Richard Harris play Cromwell.... she wouldn't spit on him

**skips off to help Hamish polish his caber **

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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:

quote:

Originally posted by Ray of the Rovers:
where've you been young lady??

I 'ave been making the expedition with my truffle pig, Kiki, in Lalbenque

Now tell me your loves for my ‘omeland or I speak with yous never more

I kiss you on both cheeks then use my 'ankie to remove the smell of the roast beefs

What are you doing een the arms of that serving girl ?

quote:

Originally posted by Baby Bunny:

quote:

Originally posted by Ray of the Rovers:
Djimi Traore

What about 'im and is this all you 'ave to say?

"eef you don't like zee one by ze bed there is a spare one in ze wardrobe!"

good moaning

Bonsoir.

Mrs Strange is French. I used to refer to her as Madame Etrange but no one got it.

I love the French
I love their chic
I love the way they don't give a dam
I love the way that they don't let Europe push them around

They are a fantastic nation
and do you know the best thing about them??

They drive and park like me!
Whats not to love

I shall zay zis only vonce, I adore brie