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A very attractive blonde arrives at a casino and bets £20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
'I hope you don't mind,' she says, 'but I feel much luckier when I am completely naked.' With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells out, 'Yes! I've won! I've won!' She jumps up and down, hugs each of the dealers, scoops up all the chips on the table as well as her clothes and then quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other utterly dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, 'So, what did she roll?' 'No idea,' replies the other. 'I thought you were watching.'  Morning!Hypochondria is the one disease I haven't got. I can walk on water, but I stagger on alchohol. |
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morning
funny one  ----------------------------------------------------- Red Team princess,kacey,philli,allsaint,mycarl,me ~*~Member Number 66 of... The New and Improved RACHEL Fan Club~*~ **Unmemorable member ~69** ** 62nd member of lost** **1072 member of fakers** |
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Fridays joke? here I am lol.
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morning gorgeous  Bє уσυяѕєℓƒ ¢σz тнσѕє ωнσ мιη∂ ∂ση'т мαттєя αη∂ тнσѕє ωнσ мαттєя ∂ση'т мιη∂ |
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pmsl at the joke.....might try it
Bє уσυяѕєℓƒ ¢σz тнσѕє ωнσ мιη∂ ∂ση'т мαттєя αη∂ тнσѕє ωнσ мαттєя ∂ση'т мιη∂ |
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Hiya hun lol. |
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An 80 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm specimen. he turns up 2 days later with an empty jar and the nurse asks why
He replies " Sorry, but i tried with my right hand and then my left hand, the wife tried with both hands, then with her mouth, first with her teeth in and then with them out, we even got Ethel from next door to try, but we still couldnt get the flaming lid off" |
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Good one Pool...
Tottenham Hotspur - League Cup Winners 2008 |
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 ....80..how about 40...  Tottenham Hotspur - League Cup Winners 2008 |
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pmsl bov Bє уσυяѕєℓƒ ¢σz тнσѕє ωнσ мιη∂ ∂ση'т мαттєя αη∂ тнσѕє ωнσ мαттєя ∂ση'т мιη∂ |
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.  |
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Brilliant Pool and Bov..
Loved em both.. ,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_Gø¯|¯}{î¢ Åñgèl_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸ Minder and mentor to "the winged one."....Maker of moonbeams and magic dreams....You light up my life.  I wish I could ease your pain.  |
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haha!
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Ya both good jokes u guys lol
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