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Originally posted by Karma Waters:

quote:

Originally posted by Binka:
to give up drinking i would not advise
although its up to you
to take an hip flask would be wise
thats what i would do

Now why did I not think of that
Do you not think they'd smell a rat
If to the restaurant we did take
A bottle and a big fat cake?

a big fat cake? i like the sound
or was it just to rhyme?
if not mate pass it round
we eat cake all the time

quote:

Originally posted by Karma Waters:

quote:

Originally posted by Binka:
karma my problem was the same
but i just kinda gave a shrug
who are we to blame
if she gives a tree a hug

Is that the thing, to give a hug
To the Joshua tree
Perhaps she'll come and let us know
Then wiser both will be

wiser we'll be, but better of much?
of that i am unsure
last time i was told not to touch
it was really hard to cure

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Originally posted by Karma Waters:
I am so sorry that you are sad
But I would just like to add
It's nice to see you rhyming here
Come rhyme again, be of good cheer

Oh Karma thanks I needed that
Cos I was feeling rather flat
Thanks so much you've cheered me up
<--- Here's some Champers - have a sup!

too much i told and all have fled!
whatever shall i do?
it was not contagious so they said
and whats an itch or two?

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Originally posted by Binka:
you would not like to hear me sing
and this time i'm not bashfull
to me i sound good thats the thing
but others! not so thankful

hey binkas come back
afer hitting the sack
welcome back my friend
hugs to you I do send!

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Originally posted by Binka:

quote:

Originally posted by Karma Waters:

quote:

Originally posted by Binka:
to give up drinking i would not advise
although its up to you
to take an hip flask would be wise
thats what i would do

Now why did I not think of that
Do you not think they'd smell a rat
If to the restaurant we did take
A bottle and a big fat cake?

a big fat cake? i like the sound
or was it just to rhyme?
if not mate pass it round
we eat cake all the time

I'll bake a cake for you mi dear
A big one it will be - don't fear
Now do you like a chocolate one
Or lemon sponge could be such fun??

Does icing rock your boat at all
Or marzipan rolled in a ball
Chocolate flake upon the top
Or some nuts on top could pop??

roxan! my lovely mate
please do not hesitate
to come back and rhyme
a roxan winning line!

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Originally posted by Roxan:

quote:

Originally posted by Karma Waters:
I am so sorry that you are sad
But I would just like to add
It's nice to see you rhyming here
Come rhyme again, be of good cheer

Oh Karma thanks I needed that
Cos I was feeling rather flat
Thanks so much you've cheered me up
<--- Here's some Champers - have a sup!

Champers? Mmmmm, now your talking nice
I didn't have to think but twice
Those bubbles popping up your nose
Pour me another before it goes

quote:

Originally posted by Karma Waters:

quote:

Originally posted by Binka:

quote:

Originally posted by Karma Waters:

quote:

Originally posted by Binka:
to give up drinking i would not advise
although its up to you
to take an hip flask would be wise
thats what i would do

Now why did I not think of that
Do you not think they'd smell a rat
If to the restaurant we did take
A bottle and a big fat cake?

a big fat cake? i like the sound
or was it just to rhyme?
if not mate pass it round
we eat cake all the time

I'll bake a cake for you mi dear
A big one it will be - don't fear
Now do you like a chocolate one
Or lemon sponge could be such fun??

Does icing rock your boat at all
Or marzipan rolled in a ball
Chocolate flake upon the top
Or some nuts on top could pop??

ooh lovely KW too
well how do you do?
did you enjoy your day
with grandkids in way?

going out in a wee while
to walk a golden mile
to see my friend in town
and I have made them frown!

they wanted me to drive
I now refuse that jive!
just coz I do not drink
it seems to make them think
I will drive them around
where ever we to be found

tomorrow I think my sin
will be to have a lie in
and waste away my day man
as lazily as I bliddy can!

lemon cake, i do like best
if the truth be said.
though often tempted by the rest
they cause pain in my head

see dentist i must seek
but time i cannot find
i wonder im a forum geek
and its filling up my mind

Hi bagel, why, of course I'll bake
A very special birthday cake
Let me know when the date is near
And it will fill you with good cheer

My day was pretty good I think
I hardly did have time to blink
I crayoned, played games, made her tea
Three is such a lovely age you see

queeny you are right to kick a stink
and rage at being forced to steer
its time to make them think
NOW queeny wants a beer!

you go girl..
never let it be said
you don't know how to twirl
and prefer to drive instead!

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Originally posted by Binka:
lemon cake, i do like best
if the truth be said.
though often tempted by the rest
they cause pain in my head

see dentist i must seek
but time i cannot find
i wonder im a forum geek
and its filling up my mind

ooh yes a forum geek!
I come in for a peek
and 3 hours later
still in forum caper!

aww karma my son was once 3
but there again so were we
but i'm hearing what you say
3 would be a nice age to stay

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Originally posted by Karma Waters:
Hi bagel, why, of course I'll bake
A very special birthday cake
Let me know when the date is near
And it will fill you with good cheer

My day was pretty good I think
I hardly did have time to blink
I crayoned, played games, made her tea
Three is such a lovely age you see

not till 13th november
and I will remember
coz its on of those
yes! of the big O's

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Originally posted by bagel queen:

quote:

Originally posted by Binka:
lemon cake, i do like best
if the truth be said.
though often tempted by the rest
they cause pain in my head

see dentist i must seek
but time i cannot find
i wonder im a forum geek
and its filling up my mind

ooh yes a forum geek!
I come in for a peek
and 3 hours later
still in forum caper!

alas you judge harsh my queeny one
i have been going too and from
it calls it screams i must come back
it even gets me out my sack
but come on mate now no time to jest
how is it you know me best
for you to see me here anytime
your posion must resemble mine
for i learnt in years that are are gone
QUEENY MATE IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

see when comfy i feel the rhyming flows
and all the tension just up and goes
it takes not a minute to spill one out
my only annoyance was no one about

0 years to 4 years old

your baby is born at last
and the horrid pain is past
you have forgotten the pain
when you see worthwhile gain

you gain a son or daughter
and so really you oughta
be a good mum/dad from start
and dont let them even fart!

but we hold them in our arms
and coo them with our charms
and when we put them to bed
they scream off spoilt head!

and when they get to 3 and 4
big enough to run out the door
we have eyes in back of our heads
and they still cry when put to bed!

(to be continued)

The Joshua Tree, KW and Binka
Is not something that one would hug
It's an old, old album by U2
You could listen to it whilst drinking your Krug

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Originally posted by Binka:

alas you judge harsh my queeny one
i have been going too and from
it calls it screams i must come back
it even gets me out my sack
but come on mate now no time to jest
how is it you know me best
for you to see me here anytime
your posion must resemble mine
for i learnt in years that are are gone
QUEENY MATE IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

hahaha hehehehe
I am a little crazy
and I like being a geek
eccentricity I seek!