ooh I am delighted
you came as invited

baggy and mimi
come do a rhymee
I love you both
and swear on oath
we wil sort it out
without a clout!

must go to hairdresser soon
I look like a wild loon!
hair all over the place
it needs un tangled space!

slept for 8 hours last night
so am feeling a lot sight
better than the day before
when depression was in the fore

Goodmorning rhymers et al
Still rubbing sleep off my eyeballs
Early morning bird call
When head on the pillow finally fall
Back to bed I might crawl

I scream I shout
I throw things about
Not now, nooooo I'm all chill out
I'd rather have a steamed trout
Check out the bulge if in doubt

Like it or not
Love d cool OT's lot,ayes
Laugther on constant supplies
Bye for now guys
Spots before the eyes

Had friends round for lunch
They are a nice bunch
We had a good time
Without any wine

They've gone now it's true
And I feel a bit blue
The Apprentice comes soon
Then I'm over the moon

A reincarnation!
I think number four
Past days I've had trouble,
Getting in throiugh the door.

Whats all this kerfuffle
Whats all this ta do
The thread was cut short
By who by who

It cant be the mods
Would they stoop that low
If it is them by fact
Then its very poor show

page 114 well who would thought
whoever deleted it is a spoilsport

Well never the less it wont go away
There's always a few of us who'll come and play

And all of the priors remain in our hearts
but dont delete this one you miserable farts!

hohohoh you rhymers are good
and I think that we should
copy and paste ones we like
when mods take thread for hike
we can say...on your bliddy bike!

had me hair done today
salon up shepherds bush way
they did my lowlights neat
so now I look rather sweet!

going for my tea
be back later me

Hope it's something nice
Maybe curry with some rice
Or possibly a BLT
How I love that for my tea

For us its mushrooms
Done in garlic and cheese
Lashing of chips
And vinegar please

Grilled fillet steak
Medium rare of course
Drizzled and cooked
With peppercorn sauce

Bov you are spoilt rotten
do you live in Hotton?
where its all home made food
and no cause to be rude?

uncle has arrived here to help
with server that makes me yelp
so am offline for a while
be back later with a smile

Apprentice was just great
girls team were too late
and one of them got fired
so no! she wont be hired!

Sir Alan made a boo boo,
to blame the one one that went, who,
elected to label,
unlike the one head of table,
who just wanted glory,
teamwork, that's another story.

jenny was a control freak
who I just wanted to tweak
by the nose and just squeeze
which would make her wheeze!

jenny was a control freak
who I just wanted to tweak
by the nose and just squeeze
which would make her wheeze!

My posts keep coming up twice
I will have to take some sdvice
on this new laptop I have got
it is so quick its red hot!

going for a wonder
over there yonder
to see some rhymers
doing more climbers

nightey nite

quote:

Originally posted by bagel queen:
My posts keep coming up twice
I will have to take some sdvice
on this new laptop I have got
it is so quick its red hot!

going for a wonder
over there yonder
to see some rhymers
doing more climbers

nightey nite

Bagel laptop like a ferrari
fingers type like a tsunami
chilli pepper thoughts
hot and clean,
don't forget to de-fragment your brand new machine.

my posts keep getting cut
it puts me in a rut
feel like fleeing west
where they know best!!

gawd I am knakkered
absolutely shattered!
just cleaned flat out
"clean me"! it did shout!

all now shiny and clean
now wheres that windolene
not to make my windows clean
for my mirror so I can preen!

*bagel vigourosly cleans mirror*

Now! let me look at my face *looks*
ooh whos is that in mirror space !
ooh now I think that on reflection
dust is a very good art of deception

I was airbrushed before I cleaned
bloomimg mirror till it gleamed!