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clean or shop what a choice
 (i assume that both must be done) but do neither says my voice stay here and have some fun  |
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morning wots er face
never seen you in this place. though here myself not been long  i really like your friendly song so hope your friendships they do last and all the stirfe is in the past |
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 Wots! Who knew  ,,,., = = NINJA CAT Word On The Street I am in love ♡ Zoanthropy = the delusion that one is an animal  TURNING DUTCH FOR EURO 2008 ...But got SWITZERLAND in the sweepstake |
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Afternoon all, one is quite new
But given that I have nothing to do, I'll come on here and post a crap rhyme (Well it's either that or go drink some wine) I have to go and clean you see, While I am a woman I'll never be free From waging war on dust and dirt And perhaps indulging in a little flirt With cooking pans, and pots and plates But if I'm lucky there shall be a date Than I will say "Do it yourself!" But that would land me straight in hell. For if you leave it to a man He always ends where he began Men will always finish first And that will always be the woman's curse! I'm sorry. I'm not a cleaning, cooking man bashing feminist. Just bored. Pleased to meet you... Hope you've guessed my name. |
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bored you are and so am i
whatever shall we do? not a man hater?..why o why? they haven't got a clue |
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I have to say that's very true
But it's really not their fault. Some of them, I dare to say Are actually worth their salt. Pleased to meet you... Hope you've guessed my name. |
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its not their fault they are men
that you can say again and again why is it multitasking is out i think this is a ploy makes me want to scream and shout i'll do it you're a boy! but in doing that i give their way and next time they would only say, mushrooms i cannot do that i cannot do two things together then they treat me like a pr_t and get me doing it forever |
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the name of the game
is a guesssing one it culminates into blames if i have a magic wand swish thee off into the flame would thou than had won oh yee great man shame really when it all came undone what thee proclaim with such vim word game War game tis all the same Empty claims effort to tame? or inflame? weak mind smoking gun tis just a crap game |
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With that sentiment I concur,
It happens all the time! And always I have to incur the sound of manly whines. "It doesn't matter, leave it there!" is the general call. And this is when I'm being fair And letting him watch the football But nope! It's just not good enough, I just block his view. Next time I'll do it in the buff. And see what he'd rather watch noo! Pleased to meet you... Hope you've guessed my name. |
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In the end I went to shop Round the supermarket without a stop Hope I got all that I need As round the shop I went with speed Now back home with feet put up Lovely coffee in the cup Really feel that I'm in clover Watching 60 Minute Makeover I bought myself a lovely treat Stuffed trout instead of piece of meat Sundried tomatoes it has inside Peppers & onions were applied Parsley butter completes the dish It looks such a lovely fish I'm so looking forward to my tea Anyone like to dine with me?  Faker No: 537 ♥♥♥♥♥ I lurv JaCKPEa ♥♥♥♥♥ |
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I will deign to dine with thee
I have not yet had my tea And the prospect of cooking does not appeal But that sounds like a lovely meal! Pleased to meet you... Hope you've guessed my name. |
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you made me hungry i have to say
but i can't eat fish in anyway  we have chops tonight for tea nice and juicy served for 3 went shopping i did today too i hate asda...what a to do! pushing, shoving, moaning aloud how i hate it in the crowd! |
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SaRaaaR, it's nice you came in here Would you like a nice cold beer Or, like me, prefer some wine Nice red I like from time to time  Faker No: 537 ♥♥♥♥♥ I lurv JaCKPEa ♥♥♥♥♥ |
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an offer like that i never got!
no beer or wine for mush  but i do not care alot it turns my brain to slush! |
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I'll gear the meal for six o'clock And put on a nice clean frock I'll be a busy little bee Sounds bit like "Come Dine With Me" Faker No: 537 ♥♥♥♥♥ I lurv JaCKPEa ♥♥♥♥♥ |
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Of course you'll have a nice fresh drink But what to give, I cannot think The drinks trolley I will push in here So you can choose what you hold dear And, of course, another time I'll cook a meal which will be fine I'll cook for you a real nice dish Which won't include a piece of fish  Faker No: 537 ♥♥♥♥♥ I lurv JaCKPEa ♥♥♥♥♥ |
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Beer and wine, they both sound good
But at the moment I'm in the mood For something bitter, perhaps a gin. Is drinking at this time such a sin? But normally I do like red, It seems to sort of clear my head Unless I decide to drink the lot And then I end up a drunken sot! Ooft I feel really quite parched now lol. Off for some dinner!! xPleased to meet you... Hope you've guessed my name. |
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i take a water from the trolly
beer i do not drink it makes me act like a wally and annoys how i think the meal sounds nice i shall attend and be very grateful i like the sound of it my friend my cooking is disgraceful |
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Wotty what a lovely rhyme
Hope you come from time to time To rhyme along in here with us And bring along that smutty russ Faker No: 537 ♥♥♥♥♥ I lurv JaCKPEa ♥♥♥♥♥ |
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off i go...son is back
and computer he requires when he snoozes in his sack then i can rhyme for hours |
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woohey I am so happy
will get out my lappy and watch the apprentice and blow tv a kiss! one of my all time faves with their get up raves  all so controlling toobetween me and you! |
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right off for my bath be back for a laugh laters friend hugs I s |
