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off to my comfy bed
to lay my weary head see you all tomorrow and some MPs sorrow Be Yourself Coz Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind. |
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I dont know how to rymthe so you'll have to allow me some time
the words just dont come out so i dont know what to say..shall i start with my day...*thinks for a while.. how much typing will that take...its way too late. (its late for some people) I will now go have a break play with the cat munch a bit food that's high in fat and someday hopefully fingerscrossed I may come back. 3\/0[_\/71()N Nice rhyms mushroom |
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Every time i read a post from ray he is so funny and not a pick of bother from one loon to another A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked |
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evolution what a rhyme you amaze me all the time a beautiful man so quite and sweet one whom all would like to greet i say thank you my mushroom head now get your a$$ out of bed |
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I need advice, please hear my plee
My dog has wind and is choking me! What can I do?, I do not know But feeding him just makes him blow. |
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Your plea has been heard
but what can I say dont blame your dog for the smell you make poor Jake ♥♥♥♥ WINNER of the FIRSTand third last poster.♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart ♥♥♥♥♥ Nobby's |
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Have you thought of trying a cork, you never know it might just work, But don't forget to release the pressure, It is a good safety measure. watch your dog walk like John Wayne, But don't worry he's not in pain, Just watch in case he blows, Because your nose will surely explode! Bring back the internet BB live streaming please Temps, my forum Smutter in crime! Smutt is the stuff that I'm dreaming of Lifes easy......if you consider things from another point of view Open The Forum Up 24/7 Like It Used To Be. . . . .Please! Join the cause and feel free to add to your sig. Temps My Forum Betrothed ____________________________________________________ |
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tootall you really made me giggle
but I tried the cork and it made him wiggle alas it did not last that long it soon flew out just like a bomb |
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nony mash and tootall too
am i not invited to the do? if there are cakes then i am here come on ladies spread rhyming cheer |
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omg! mash, what can i say? to use a cork in vulgar way? i too like nony see the truth who is shooting corks to roof |
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you can come if you like but only if you ride your bike and you must bring a big cream bun i think it's going to be real fun |
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it is not me i do swear and blaming me is sooo not fair and as for the cork idea it was the idea of tootall after having a beer |
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mushrooms, whats that smell
is it you? I see you've grown an inch or two |
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the corks idea it will not work
that much i know for sure but the responsibility you shurk you can't deny any more coz some of your parps in no fiction are equal to nuclear reaction and that you can't deny |
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that smell is me my mashed one
the truth i cannot deny i'll be 6 ft when its all gone the food on which i rely |
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I am in shock
look I cry buuzzzzzzzzzzz what is the problem with that fly? why is it buzzing round my legs stop holding your noses *passes pegs* |
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my bike i ride with natural ease i've done it all my life i'll bring you bun and some cheese then we can cause some strife |
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are you sure the buzzing is a fly? (i heard things that go there die) flys can die as they are organic are you sure the buzzing wasn't mechanic? |
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Have you tried changing his food,
Baked Beans and sprouts I must construed Could be the problem I fear, If I was you I'd try more dry food my dear, A wet one smells twice as bad, A dry wind instead you will be glad, A whistle isn't as hard to hide, Might even stop you going blind Bring back the internet BB live streaming please Temps, my forum Smutter in crime! Smutt is the stuff that I'm dreaming of Lifes easy......if you consider things from another point of view Open The Forum Up 24/7 Like It Used To Be. . . . .Please! Join the cause and feel free to add to your sig. Temps My Forum Betrothed ____________________________________________________ |
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you two really make me laugh
but all this dirt i'll need a bath excuse me if i type too slow the dog has yet again let one go |
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I will not comment on your smutt
mushrooms you have shocked me, BUT tootall i will try the dry it may get rid of that pesky fly |
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tootall do not distress my dear the smell she tell of now is not from the dog we fear but from mash...the smelly....... |
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dirty people the should take a bath and i suggest you do my friend i am not smutty...i make you laugh and that should never end |
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