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off to my comfy bed
to lay my weary head
see you all tomorrow
and some MPs sorrow Big Grin Sleepy Wave


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I dont know how to rymthe so you'll have to allow me some time
the words just dont come out so i dont know what to say..shall i start with my day...*thinks for a while.. how much typing will that take...its way too late. (its late for some people)
I will now go have a break play with the cat munch a bit food that's high in fat and someday hopefully fingerscrossed I may come back.

3\/0[_\/71()N

Nice rhyms mushroom


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Originally posted by Ray of the Rovers:
hello mushrooms, nice to meet you
dont rhyme much, but i'll say how do
how goes the peeps in this here thead?
been a while since what i last said Frown
I'll keep it brief as my rhming's poor
any more thinking, i'll be on the floor!
just dont expect a reply anytime soon
sorry, but goodbye from this here loon!




Big GrinIm on the floor hey!
Every time i read a post from ray
he is so funny and not a pick of bother
from one loon to another Wink


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I dont know how to rymthe so you'll have to allow me some time
the words just dont come out so i dont know what to say..shall i start with my day...*thinks for a while.. how much typing will that take...its way too late. (its late for some people)
I will now go have a break play with the cat munch a bit food that's high in fat and someday hopefully fingerscrossed I may come back.

3\/0[_\/71()N

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evolution what a rhyme
you amaze me all the time
a beautiful man so quite and sweet
one whom all would like to greet
i say thank you my mushroom head
now get your a$$ out of bedEek
 
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I need advice, please hear my plee
My dog has wind and is choking me!
What can I do?, I do not know
But feeding him just makes him blow.
Sick
 
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Your plea has been heard
but what can I say
dont blame your dog
for the smell you make

poor Jake


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Your plea has been heard
but what can I say
dont blame your dog
for the smell you make

poor Jake

Crying
 
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I need advice, please hear my plee
My dog has wind and is choking me!
What can I do?, I do not know
But feeding him just makes him blow.
Sick



Have you thought of trying a cork,
you never know it might just work,
But don't forget to release the pressure,
It is a good safety measure.

watch your dog walk like John Wayne,
But don't worry he's not in pain,
Just watch in case he blows,
Because your nose will surely explode! Smile






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tootall you really made me giggle
but I tried the cork and it made him wiggle
alas it did not last that long
it soon flew out just like a bomb
 
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nony mash and tootall too
am i not invited to the do?

if there are cakes then i am hereBig Grin
come on ladies spread rhyming cheer
 
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tootall you really made me giggle
but I tried the cork and it made him wiggle
alas it did not last that long
it soon flew out just like a bomb

omg! mash, what can i say?
to use a cork in vulgar way?
i too like nony see the truth
who is shooting corks to roofNinja
 
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nony mash and tootall too
am i not invited to the do?

if there are cakes then i am hereBig Grin
come on ladies spread rhyming cheer

you can come if you like
but only if you ride your bike
and you must bring a big cream bun
i think it's going to be real fun
 
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Originally posted by *mashed*:
tootall you really made me giggle
but I tried the cork and it made him wiggle
alas it did not last that long
it soon flew out just like a bomb

omg! mash, what can i say?
to use a cork in vulgar way?
i too like nony see the truth
who is shooting corks to roofNinja


it is not me i do swear
and blaming me is sooo not fair
and as for the cork idea
it was the idea of tootall after having a beer
 
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mushrooms, whats that smell
is it you?
I see you've grown an inch or two Wink
 
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the corks idea it will not work
that much i know for sureNinja
but the responsibility you shurk
you can't deny any more

coz some of your parps in no fiction
Shake Headas i say this with no lie Angel
are equal to nuclear reaction
and that you can't deny Shake Head Eek
 
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that smell is me my mashed one
the truth i cannot deny
i'll be 6 ft when its all gone
the food on which i relyNinja
 
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I am in shock Eek
look I cry Crying
buuzzzzzzzzzzz
what is the problem with that fly?
why is it buzzing round my legs
stop holding your noses
*passes pegs*
 
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nony mash and tootall too
am i not invited to the do?

if there are cakes then i am hereBig Grin
come on ladies spread rhyming cheer

you can come if you like
but only if you ride your bike
and you must bring a big cream bun
i think it's going to be real fun

my bike i ride with natural easeNinja
i've done it all my lifeBig Grin
i'll bring you bun and some cheese
then we can cause some strife Laugh
 
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I am in shock Eek
look I cry Crying
buuzzzzzzzzzzz
what is the problem with that fly?
why is it buzzing round my legs
stop holding your noses
*passes pegs*

are you sure the buzzing is a fly?
(i heard things that go there die)
flys can die as they are organic
are you sure the buzzing wasn't mechanic?
 
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Have you tried changing his food,
Baked Beans and sprouts I must construed
Could be the problem I fear,
If I was you I'd try more dry food my dear,

A wet one smells twice as bad,
A dry wind instead you will be glad,
A whistle isn't as hard to hide,
Might even stop you going blind Smile






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you two really make me laugh
but all this dirt i'll need a bath
excuse me if i type too slow
the dog has yet again let one go
 
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I will not comment on your smutt
mushrooms you have shocked me, BUT
tootall i will try the dry
it may get rid of that pesky fly
 
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Originally posted by tootall:
Have you tried changing his food,
Baked Beans and sprouts I must construed
Could be the problem I fear,
If I was you I'd try more dry food my dear,

A wet one smells twice as bad,
A dry wind instead you will be glad,
A whistle isn't as hard to hide,
Might even stop you going blind Smile


tootall do not distress my dear
the smell she tell of now
is not from the dog we fear
but from mash...the smelly.......Ninja
 
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you two really make me laugh
but all this dirt i'll need a bath
excuse me if i type too slow
the dog has yet again let one go

dirty people the should take a bath
and i suggest you do my friend
i am not smutty...i make you laughNinja
and that should never endBig Grin
 
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Originally posted by *mashed*:
you two really make me laugh
but all this dirt i'll need a bath
excuse me if i type too slow
the dog has yet again let one go


Take the dog with you go,
In the bath he can blow,
Bubbles galore you can catch,
but watch you don't snatch.


For the smell will come back,
Then your throat indeed will cough,
and I'm sure you've had enough,
Perhaps its best that you stay clear,
Stop him farting anywhere near. Smile






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