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Your dog need a lesson in etiquette and charm And put across to him that your house is no farm Failing that of course you must play the same game With all said and done its his wind you must tame Fight fire with fire i hear them always say Cook baked beans and sprouts then eat away Bend over him slowly to cut your lose Blast away and show him whos boss |
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pmsl you can't know mash for blasting title she owns they even pay her cash to knock down small homes  so please advice her not a revenge plan of such like for then her stomach will rot (and i'll be on my bike)  |
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beans and sprouts I hear you all say
but won't that make my family pay I have a better idea pal why don't I send him back to Slough  |
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Mushrooms amd mash what a combination,
The rhymes in this thread have rose just like inflation, You both are good its been a pleasure, This time Ive been here I will treasure.  Bring back the internet BB live streaming please Temps, my forum Smutter in crime!  Smutt is the stuff that I'm dreaming of Lifes easy......if you consider things from another point of view Get Luke, Mikey, Bex, Dal and Stu out! member Number 21 Rex Fanclub____________________________________________________ |
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you are so sweet in what you say and i hope again one day to play you're rhyming gave me so much joy but I must ask are you girl or boy? |
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Came in here
For the usual larf The subject matter Is making me barf Bodily smells And disgusting functions Get to the chemist And order some unctions.  ~oh flip~ ** cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education ** #9 fan of Nobby xxx I can do tiddly twirls !!! |
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what a nice thing for you to say mush and mash are grateful we are pleased we met you today (and glad we are not hateful) we shall be here on and off (well till summer seasons ends) im down to earth, mash is a toff  but we welcome all nice friends  |
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i apologise tiddly winks it is mash that blumming stinks but laugh you'll have if you do stay *opens windows to drive smells away |
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omg she has already started to looks around for men they first met when she parted with methane again |
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I am a boy this must be stated, although in this forum I've not yet mated, Can you seriously not tell, See me swing my glorious brass bell. Bring back the internet BB live streaming please Temps, my forum Smutter in crime! Smutt is the stuff that I'm dreaming of Lifes easy......if you consider things from another point of view Get Luke, Mikey, Bex, Dal and Stu out! member Number 21 Rex Fanclub____________________________________________________ |
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Oh my goodness it's so busy
I came in here and feel so dizzy Lots of rhymes I have to read So I must do it with great speed Mush and mash, a double act do make Your rhymes made my sides just ache Nice to see the pages fly We'll reach the hundred by and by Toots, nice to see you rhyming here A lovely friend, you are so dear And bov, another lovely man Your rhymes are good and they do scan  Faker No: 537 ♥♥♥♥♥ I lurv JaCKPEa ♥♥♥♥♥ |
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hi there karma how was the day?
mash may be back later she say a double act we have been called (throw in nony and you'd be appalled ) |
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ooops i now have to go
my son from shower just did show it is his time now in cyber space (i have to make food to fill his face) but back soon i hope to be or would you like to come for tea? lamb chops and mash with veg delight is what we have to eat tonight |
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hello there evolution Now I have a solution when you write a line make the last word rhyme with your matching line!   Be Yourself Coz Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind. |
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ooh rhyming has been so busy
sent me all in a right tizzy can go for hours in here without so much as a leer! but now we have loads of rhyming the roads I think it is so great lets keep it up mate! Be Yourself Coz Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind. |
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Hubby bought home a nice new car,
“Now darling wife”, he said “if you like this little black thing, have it….and don’t worry your head about how we’re going to pay for it, our bank balance I have read, we have just enough dosh in there” (or should he have called it bread!) “If we offer old car as part exchange….” (at this point my heart filled with dread) “Darling one”, I interrupted, “errrrm, our current car is now dead. I was on my way to work today, normal route on the A – Z, when car started juddering, I knew not why (felt like a complete airhead)”. Well, hubby’s been for a drive in it His comments I’ll leave unsaid There’ll be no part exchange from our old car. Sorry to stop the fun on the thread  |
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Awwwwe, Rexi that is such a shame
But I'm sure you're not to blame Can't it just be fixed up quick To part exchange then new car pick? Faker No: 537 ♥♥♥♥♥ I lurv JaCKPEa ♥♥♥♥♥ |
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aww rexi mate thats not good
i bet you feel right down but listen to me you should and smile...not frown see at least hubby and you are both still safe and sound too easy could be true the other way around a car is just a "thing" though i know how attatched we get find ourselves obsessing and spending with regret it will have happened for a reason i believe that so much just enjoy the season and wait for karma's touch. (not karma waters ) |
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he wants me to help him pen a rhyme (done as hip hop with a fast car) i don't seem to find the time as i prop up this cyber bar  but pleased i was by his first try he really is a very nice guy rhyming may not be his game but he tries all the same i'll tell him now advice you send (as he is my live in friend) evening queeny by the way we have had a busy day |
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Car Drama cont.......
So he phones up the garage and explains the noises from the car and says "I know it'll cost a bomb" and they said "dear me you are a man who always looks on the dark side. Glad you phoned us when you did It sounds like ...(I lost interest here )It'll only cost a couple of quid" So, new black car is on the drive I'm taking it out now for a test If I like it, I'm going to buy it Here's hoping I'll be impressed |
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rexi i'm so pleased
that you are not cheesed any more about car thats better by far |
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life can be such a bummer
when you want car for summer then the very car exchange day gasket/whatever blows away! Be Yourself Coz Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind. |
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ooh just read your rhyme rexi
a big black one...ooh so sexy! a car can be a good investment a good financial worthy element! Be Yourself Coz Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind. |
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