i like rexi alot
and hurt her i would not
i know how she feels though
when there are things you don't know
but she is better off that way
a peaceful life will stay
i too wish to be freinds will all
and i really would never call
any one here without good cause
but i think for rexi i'll pause

so rexi mate
we think you are great
i don't know you are there
when i sit and stare
and post in quick reply
but babes know i
have a heart of gold
as you do im told
so friends we can all be
just wait and see

Oh dear, we should not fear,
We all are friends and friendly here.

Bagel got home before midnight I trust?
A brown skinned pumpkin would cause quite a fuss!

of fluffy we are yet to see
if pumpkin our queen will be
as it is not yet certain time
its only 42 past nine

but i'm sure she will try her best
wether she can rhyme is the test
as drunken bum i bet she'll be
shouting and slurring (we shall see)

its 20 past ten i'm starting to fret
queeny hasn't checked in yet!!!!!
pacing the floor like anxious mother
(if i talk about queeny will i avoid bother?)

its now 10 23
and i really need to pee
i'm nervous as a quake
as i lie awake
fretting for queen bagel
my little baby angel
out at some barbeque
(wanted to stay til 2)
but i took a stand
put foot down with firm hand
and said hey you missy queen
where do you think i've been!
staying out until 2
is something you shall not do!
coming back all boozy
like some forum floozy
i won't tolerate
til midnight i wait
eyes on the clock fixed
alco-seltza pre mixed!
but i hope it was fun
and her hair was undone
as she relaxed and played
and until midnight stayed

hey mama mushroom my mate
just got through the gate!
could not eat at all there
did not like the table ware!

quote:

Originally posted by bagel queen:
hey mama mushroom my mate
just got through the gate!
could not eat at all there
did not like the table ware!

gasps with relief
in disbelief
and you are in the gate
early not late
and sober it seems
(coz the place not gleams?)
but did you have fun mate?
just not want to stay late?

took my mates present to her
but food did not at all lure
eversince I was ill at one
have never eaten even a bun!

I am teetotal so had a can
of fizzy with a handsome man
but he was drunk and did slur
so I left before I caused a stir!

ha ha i know that well
oh the stories drunks can tell!
it is not really that funny though
when it is your stories they show
as loud as a fog horn
he'll regret it in the morn

now I am at home and secure
and hope bruv does notlure
me with a good night out
or will give him a clout!

last weekend I burnt candles
at both ends with no handles!
been late to work all last week
and others my job may just seek!

tomorrow I will relax and enjoy
and play with my new found toy
no! its not from ann summers!
its an exercise thing for bummers!

it sounds like loud fun in your house
mine at the moment quiet as a mouse
son away at his dads for the weekend
may be off to watch film with friend

unsure as yet what to do
haven't really thought it through
don't know what film yet you see
any so long as it NOT Saw three

ann summers helps weight loss too
a lot of exercise i do
no not because of that!!!
i walk my dog you dirty rat

hahaha hehehehe
you are so funny
I understand you
my lil peek a boo!

i laugh at you too
what are we to do!
we must be insane
its against the grain
to talk in rhyme
all the time
but to have a mate
who understands is great

bagel mate are you there?
i'll write my sig if you dare

what you going to writ in sig?
something small or something big?

copy paste
no time to waste

i hope you saw the thing i sent
for your eyes only it was meant

Where on earth did you send it
can I see where it is lit?

you will see it in the post
queeny mate i like the most

when you see where i mean
i will have to go and clean

quote:

Originally posted by Mushrooms:
you will see it in the post
queeny mate i like the most

mushy do not post addy here
you will get bopped I fear!

i will not do that mate
i am not a second rate

what post should I check
hotmail or another set?