i like it rexi
you are sexi
to help me
like this see
as i was stuck
like pig in muck

quote:

Originally posted by Guggz:
i like it rexi
you are sexi

You are so right
In my dress so tight
It is a figure hugger
Or am I just a greedy person?

no greedy you are not
a beaut figure got
from here i can see
im green with envy

quote:

Originally posted by Guggz:
no greedy you are not
a beaut figure got
from here i can see
im green with envy

Good job there's no camera facility here
I can keep up this pretence all year
Keep thinking I must start a diet
I read recipies and think I'll try it
But them biscuits in the tin, they call
They really are my big downfall

i know just what you mean
it is good to be unseen
but don't put yourself down
smile don't frown

and who gives a fig
if your a lil big
i think your great
rexi my mate

It's nothing that some self restraint wouldn't cure
I should have just one biscuit, then say No More
Been biking to work though, for the last few days
That should reduce where the calories lays

see i too believe its not what you eat
but more the exercise done
i am used to walking the street
for work and not for fun

alas no, i'll kid no more
your humour i implore
i was a postie for 8 year
so walking i don't fear

wheres Binka tonight
hope she is alright
or is there a riddle
again in the middle?

binka changed into suit
a little comfier to boot
an old style fits well
even if it does smell

been so very lazy today
was busily dreaming away
when phone started to ring
and my head went to ping!
looked at clock at bedside
and my eyes opened wide!
it was gone half past one
my sleep had so over run!

but I will tell you one thing
It was worth the extra lie in!

quote:

Originally posted by Guggz:
binka changed into suit
a little comfier to boot
an old style fits well
even if it does smell

has she got ug boots on
while rhyming upon?

she has my friend
how well you know
the footwear trend
when people go

hey peachy my lovely friend
a hug to you I do so send
as you know I de-activated
from place thats been rated

I got your message from there
but forgot to save your lair
did you manage to save mine?
if no..ask miss woolley this time!

a rest you deserve my queen
you workplay hard
so much it is obscene
get a siccy card

quote:

Originally posted by Guggz:
she has my friend
how well you know
the footwear trend
when people go

oh yes of course I do
ugg boots..I have too
two pairs I so have
and they do look sav!

Quick wave for bagel
and her rhyming wit
I missed you when
you popped into the SIT

I'm off for the evening
hope you both have fun
See you tomorrow
When my work is done

queen i know not peach
in place out of reach
but to her i can get post
im helpful in the most

quote:

Originally posted by Guggz:
a rest you deserve my queen
you workplay hard
so much it is obscene
get a siccy card

I am so self employed
and sometimes deployed
on jobs that are secure
and I find the big lure
is when the job is done
and then I can have fun
for just a week or two
between me and you!

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Quick wave for bagel
and her rhyming wit
I missed you when
you popped into the SIT

I'm off for the evening
hope you both have fun
See you tomorrow
When my work is done

ok my dear friend rexi
have you done community?
that is a job for everyday
when hello is all we say!

eastenders time my fine friend
my rhyming here has to end
well cease a while anyway
it is that time of day

quote:

Originally posted by Guggz:
queen i know not peach
in place out of reach
but to her i can get post
im helpful in the most

thank you my honey pie
you are so good to I!

quote:

Originally posted by bagel queen:
hey peachy my lovely friend
a hug to you I do so send
as you know I de-activated
from place thats been rated

I got your message from there
but forgot to save your lair
did you manage to save mine?
if no..ask miss woolley this time!

I was pleased and very glad
to see you there and that you had
added me, and seen the chaos
that is FB, Alas its their loss..

You were their the briefest time
had i known i would have poked you 9 !
I will search until i find
I didnt get to save your lair
So i will ask over there

ok and I am sure
there will be a cure
for we will both find
some friends are kind!

ooh me takeaways here
and my hunger is near
so will away now to eat
my nightly takeaway treat!

I had kippers for my tea
but I think they tried to kill me
bones and more bones thick and thin
I put my dinner in the bin