rosy i want to look in your drawers
everywhere will be my filthy paws
a lighthouse what a home live in
i hope on stairs i won't give in!
worry not about the waves crashing
(or the skinny dippers flashing)
because i think it is beautiful here
it really has bought me cheer
to be doing some fine dining tonight
with friends whom i find a delight
and what could be any better than this
first one to the top gets a kiss

i am looking in rosy D's room
it is hers i do assume
by the black satin sheets
in very neat pleats
but why the mirrored ceiling?
wouldn't that be very revealing

though i have to say the view today
does take your breath away
the rooms are round, it is quaint
though im not sure i like the paint

it is very clean i'll use the loo
it is that clean i'll sit down too
there is no need to wipe the seat
our rosy is very neat

i like this house by the coast
i wish of same i could boast
but i feel so delighted
for one night to be invited

to dine whilst watching the ships
though i think i disjointed my hips
climbing this high from the ground
(a cyber lift you could have found)

Oh gawd they've seen the mirrors
I hope they think I am vain
if they discover why they are really there
my innocent act will be in vain!

I had it installed just for decoration
I honestly did you know
and the things you find it my drawers?
well they are just for show!

Relax and enjoy the cocktails
alcoholic and teetotalers too
for they are not all full of booze
I've checked and had a few

Do you like the music
70's disco is a must
I was dancing to Knock on Wood earlier
but my hips seem full of rust

I shall serves some nibbles later
just to get you in the mood
don't fill up on too any
you might not want your food

The steak is ready to sizzle
The tart is all but cooked
the entertainment will be here later
I think you will like what I have booked

have just opened a thread
to advertise whats ahead
hope you like what I did
and do not want to get rid!

oooh it sounds just great
i will have a drink my mate
i see you are busy so i'll help myself
i see the choices on this self
oooh orange mango my fave
so much thought you gave
though seventies music is not me
was born in '79 you see
so im not that into punk
or of the other junk

someone go and look at my thread
and make a comment to put it ahead!

My spuds are the burner
the cheddar is grated fine
Now where did I put that leek
I need it for them to dine!

The entertainment rang to check up on the location
I think were a little shocked to find a lighthouse station

They look nice in the picture
I hope they serve you well
you wait until you see them
these boys?...well they are swell

what time are we all meeting
for our dine with me eating?
and to check out the seating
so theres no bleeding bleating!!

oooh i like the sound
of entertainment found

i can do any time except 8
for about half hour mate
i will be watching with son
eastenders on BBC1

but i will be on and off
so nice food i can scoff
and that pie looks a treat
and without any meat

Rosy seems to be in control
Hope she doesn't drop that bowl
Cocktails on table in a lineThe guests are having a good time

look what i found!
i bet you a pound
this was not meant to be seen
what does it mean?
rosy tell quick
what is this stick?

will be back soon
in this room
phone is ringing
and keeps singing!

i will save a seat for you
one that catches the whole view
hope you are all good mate
this evening should be great!

i have to go now for a bit
to do some RL s
will be back pretty soon
make sure i have clean spoon
as i will just dive right in
and enjoy with a big grin

I am fine from 6 until 10
to feed all your faces
to entertain and dance away
and of ourselves make disgraces

quote:

Originally posted by Evolution 2.0:
look what i found!
i bet you a pound
this was not meant to be seen
what does it mean?
rosy tell quick
what is this stick?

Oh hide it hide it , please you must
they will think i have a dirty habit
I swear its just a bit of flotsam
No evo! It;s not a rabbit

lol ok rosy D
a very good name i see
as i am sure you are blushing
and whats with all the rushing?

I have a lot to do
and need a little rest
to inspect the entertainment
and check they're wearing their vests

quote:

Originally posted by Rosy D:
I am fine from 6 until 10
to feed all your faces
to entertain and dance away
and of ourselves make disgraces

i shall probs be more on than off
especially with the chance to scoff
and dine aboard a lighthouse tower
though from heights i do cower
i don't feel at all scared here
all i feel is come dine cheer

oooh dear my attire
blinking heck and hell fire
i forgot i had to dress
in an attempt to impress
i am in my combat trousers
as i have no frilly blouses
but i will ask my fairy god mother
if it would be to much bother
to do a bibbidy bobbdy boo
and sort me a top or two

here we go, i am now dressed
as i twirl you'll be impressed
a slick satin in deep red
not tack class instead
it is of oriental style
as their fashion makes me smile
nipped in at waist with long sleeve
and fine stitching you wouldn't believe
although i really have to say
why chinese style i did sway
was i love the neck line with little collars
it makes you look a million dollars
with little slit delving not too deep
so inside my girls do keep

Ooh Evo you look so divine
You really are a sight
I haven't decided what I am wearing
With all this food it better not be too tight