Look - i have less than 50 posts to go before I get some serious bling

That represents a lot of bullshine and ramblings and I am dead poud.
SO this is the official thread where I will give birth to the large shiny spangly star.

Please support me in my labours

if all fails I will ramble on to myself anyway, I tend to do that

Puuuuussshhh!

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Originally posted by Karma_:
Puuuuussshhh!

could I not have a mild anaesthetic?

**Prepares birthing table**

What would you like to ease the pain Smiley?...Wine or gas & Air?.

Will there be blood? I'm not a fan of blood.

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Originally posted by moonbeams:
Will there be blood? I'm not a fan of blood.

Could be...these twirlers are awkward gits.

*covers eyes*

awwwww

*wipes a tear away*

All my old friends are here

we all get lost in the BB madness


There will be no blood - maybe a little stardust

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Originally posted by smiley cat:
awwwww

*wipes a tear away*

All my old friends are here

we all get lost in the BB madness


There will be no blood - maybe a little stardust

Enough chatter madam...get busy..get pushing posting.

Oh good, I can do stardust and fairy dust and gnomes but not blood.

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Originally posted by ~Lee~:

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Originally posted by smiley cat:
awwwww

*wipes a tear away*

All my old friends are here

we all get lost in the BB madness


There will be no blood - maybe a little stardust

Enough chatter madam...get busy..get pushing posting.

I am doing my best but ohhhh - the pressure

and the memories too- ahh me seems just yesterday when I had just the one ickle star. That was just over 2 years ago. I have no idea what my first post was about.

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Originally posted by moonbeams:
Oh good, I can do stardust and fairy dust and gnomes but not blood.

you do gnomes



Madam - that is just plain wrong IMO

What would Noddy say??

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Originally posted by smiley cat:



I am doing my best but ohhhh - the pressure

and the memories too- ahh me seems just yesterday when I had just the one ickle star. That was just over 2 years ago. I have no idea what my first post was about.

*Holds nose*
After that release of gas the pressure should have been relieved...I have no idea what my first post here was about either...no doubt no different from the others I've made...a load of poo.

Will you wear a special outfit to go with the additional glitz and bling and, if so, will you describe it to us?

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Originally posted by ~Lee~:

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Originally posted by smiley cat:



I am doing my best but ohhhh - the pressure

and the memories too- ahh me seems just yesterday when I had just the one ickle star. That was just over 2 years ago. I have no idea what my first post was about.

*Holds nose*
After that release of gas the pressure should have been relieved...I have no idea what my first post here was about either...no doubt no different from the others I've made...a load of poo.

yay!!!!

Poo


My very very favourite thing

*gets out Bristol Stool Chart*

Hmm - was it a number 7 by any chance?

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Originally posted by Smokestack Lightning:
Will you wear a special outfit to go with the additional glitz and bling and, if so, will you describe it to us?

I may wear my sparkly new stillettos which are the best thing ever

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Originally posted by smiley cat:

What would Noddy say??

He enjoys it.

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Originally posted by moonbeams:

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Originally posted by smiley cat:

What would Noddy say??

He enjoys it.

doesn't surprise me sadly
I always had my suspicions

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Originally posted by smiley cat:

quote:

Originally posted by Smokestack Lightning:
Will you wear a special outfit to go with the additional glitz and bling and, if so, will you describe it to us?

I may wear my sparkly new stillettos which are the best thing ever

Heavens! I'm bedazzled. Can you elaborate on other things you might grace the forum with?

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Originally posted by smiley cat:



yay!!!!

Poo


My very very favourite thing

*gets out Bristol Stool Chart*

Hmm - was it a number 7 by any chance?

I'm having a bit of a dilemma...Bless me Smiley as I haven't pooed...it's been 13 days...I have taken roughage and laxatives...nothing has moved.

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Originally posted by ~Lee~:

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Originally posted by smiley cat:



yay!!!!

Poo


My very very favourite thing

*gets out Bristol Stool Chart*

Hmm - was it a number 7 by any chance?

I'm having a bit of a dilemma...Bless me Smiley as I haven't pooed...it's been 13 days...I have taken roughage and laxatives...nothing has moved.

13 days

Lee you must feel really bad

Okay - you need to drink plenty of water - roughage won't work without it. Also try dried apricots. I guarentee they will work