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Poo is immense

I find it fascinating - and it is the most satisfying thing ever to sort out someone's constipation.

Smiley you do make me laugh.

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Originally posted by ~Lee~:
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Originally posted by smiley cat:
Poo is immense

I find it fascinating - and it is the most satisfying thing ever to sort out someone's constipation.

Smiley you do make me laugh.

but its fab

and you can learn so much

Do you know what, we had a patient once, he hadn't been to the loo all week and bless him when he finally did go, it was immense!!!

It was massive and filled the commode. I have never seen a poo like it

We nurses were so impressed that we kept it to show the other staff who were coming on the late shift.

And he was so pleased as well.
So a happy ending all round

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Rexi

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Are you planning on doing it tonight smiley....only, I'm going to bed after this cup of tea

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Originally posted by smiley cat:
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Originally posted by ~Lee~:
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Originally posted by smiley cat:
Poo is immense

I find it fascinating - and it is the most satisfying thing ever to sort out someone's constipation.

Smiley you do make me laugh.

but its fab

and you can learn so much

Do you know what, we had a patient once, he hadn't been to the loo all week and bless him when he finally did go, it was immense!!!

It was massive and filled the commode. I have never seen a poo like it
We nurses were so impressed that we kept it to show the other staff who were coming on the late shift.

And he was so pleased as well.
So a happy ending all round

Now I'm afraid...he was a week...I'm almost two...do you think I should have Dyna Rod on standby for when things finally move?.

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Are you planning on doing it tonight smiley....only, I'm going to bed after this cup of tea

well I would like to but there is 30 to go
can I think of 30 bits of rubbish to say

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Originally posted by ~Lee~:
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Originally posted by smiley cat:
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Originally posted by ~Lee~:
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Originally posted by smiley cat:
Poo is immense

I find it fascinating - and it is the most satisfying thing ever to sort out someone's constipation.

Smiley you do make me laugh.

but its fab

and you can learn so much

Do you know what, we had a patient once, he hadn't been to the loo all week and bless him when he finally did go, it was immense!!!

It was massive and filled the commode. I have never seen a poo like it
We nurses were so impressed that we kept it to show the other staff who were coming on the late shift.

And he was so pleased as well.
So a happy ending all round

Now I'm afraid...he was a week...I'm almost two...do you think I should have Dyna Rod on standby for when things finally move?.

dyna rod may be a good idea

plus a lot of toilet roll

Is the dyna rod for you or the drains?

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Rexi

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Now I'm afraid...he was a week...I'm almost two...do you think I should have Dyna Rod on standby for when things finally move?.

Lee - haven't seen you for ages

I would have asked what your movements were....but I've changed my mind

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dyna rod may be a good idea
plus a lot of toilet roll

Is the dyna rod for you or the drains?

I have plenty of Charmin ....Hmmm Dyna Rod perhaps they could be of service to the drains and me.

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Now I'm afraid...he was a week...I'm almost two...do you think I should have Dyna Rod on standby for when things finally move?.

Lee - haven't seen you for ages

I would have asked what your movements were....but I've changed my mind

sadly it is her lack of movements that are causing the problems

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Originally posted by ~Lee~:

Now I'm afraid...he was a week...I'm almost two...do you think I should have Dyna Rod on standby for when things finally move?.

Lee - haven't seen you for ages

I would have asked what your movements were....but I've changed my mind

Hi Rexi...lovely to see you how are you?...my movements are somewhat hindered atm...my poor tummy I look like a pregnant pup tbh.

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Rexi

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Hi Rexi...lovely to see you how are you?...my movements are somewhat hindered atm...my poor tummy I look like a pregnant pup tbh.

Hehe....poor you!! I'm well thanks. Little grandson ok?

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ohhhh woo is me

I am getting tired and there are no threads on BBGF that tickle my pickle
this may have to wait

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Hi Rexi...lovely to see you how are you?...my movements are somewhat hindered atm...my poor tummy I look like a pregnant pup tbh.

Hehe....poor you!! I'm well thanks. Little grandson ok?

I'm glad you're well...Eamon is absolutely beautiful Rexi...he's a bundle of curls dimples and little fat rolls...I love him from the bottom of my heart and soul.

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ohhhh woo is me

I am getting tired and there are no threads on BBGF that tickle my pickle
this may have to wait

**Puts away birthing table and relaxants.*

You're favourite subject and you're leaving us in the poo.

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Rexi

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I've finished my tea smiley, off to bed now....so can't help with mopping your brow

Lee - I just love the way you write about him

Night all

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night Rexi

I am trying Lee
but I am tired and this forum's slowness is driving me mad

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I've finished my tea smiley, off to bed now....so can't help with mopping your brow

Lee - I just love the way you write about him

Night all

Goodnight Rexi sleep well.xxx

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night Rexi

I am trying Lee
but I am tired and this forum's slowness is driving me mad

I know it's so irritating...a right pain in the butt...well you can birth your Twirler tomorrow if you prefer.

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