The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt
and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever
seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the
couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago, that wasn't
an electric fence."

Pmsl rzb you took a chance then

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Originally posted by nony:
Pmsl rzb you took a chance then

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Morning

You not going to post some of the ones you sent me then?

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You not going to post some of the ones you sent me then?

not if i wish to continue using the forum...

I've got a brilliant one for tomorrow,

borderline as per..

thats funny ,, u have out done urself today ...

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thats funny ,, u have out done urself today ...

tomorrow's is a goody...

ROFL

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ROFL

Hi onetoo...

Hello RZB, I'm not getting many (printable) text jokes these days. They're all picture ones.

But I have just found this one

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

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, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

...that's cute...

LOL aww loved that Onetoo

pmsl so much RZB

rzb and onetoo - PMSL

Lmfao!

They must have burn marks on their bums

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Originally posted by Bagheera:

Baggy!!!!

How on earth are you?