Oh noooo I think I'm turning into a grumpy old man

This guy *nods across the office* keeps clearing his throat repeatedly it's really getting on my nerves . It's not like he just does it before making a telephone call or anything. Honestly, it is excessive .

How can I get over this? I couldn't possibly bring it up with him could I ?

He also doesn't make his fair-share of brews..and rarely turns down the offer of one He also drinks said brew absurdly fast . If he was so damned thirsty, why didn't he make a brew himself and at the same time make me one

What do you think? personally I think he deserves at the least, chinese burns on both wrists, repeated every morning for the next seven days - plus every other day he should get a wedgy

ps. whilst I've been typing this he has finished the brew - I'm only 3/4 of the way through mine

makes note to stop clearing throat
when posting to Perones.... ...

Drinks tea very slowly

quote:

Originally posted by rzb:
makes note to stop clearing throat
when posting to Perones.... ...

but I always make my fair share of coffee,
I don't like the way others around me make it....

yeh super wedgie him then make him a cold cuppa watch him gulp that down

quote:

Originally posted by *Coldy*:
Drinks tea very slowly

I have to drink coffee boilng hot,
steam need to be coming out of it.

*how fast are you drinking your brew police*

offer him some throat lozenges and say you've noticed he seems to have something wrong with his throat and ask if he's been to the doctor...if you act concerned for his health maybe he'll take the hint without taking offence

i once worked in a factory,with a middle aged bloke,he was always making me buy the coffee,and he would flick elastic bands at my bum,until i did as i was told

one day i had my revenge
i swapped the coffee ,that had been left to go stone cold,,walked over all smiles,here you go Don
as usual ,he just necked it,then spat it everywhere,just as forman was walking past

he was called a filthy pig while i still looked all and

I don't detect much sympathy here

Gaaaaargh!!! he's just done a super-throat clear i'm beginning to snarl now omg....I'm not joking here...he's just done the loudest sneeze EVER! did you hear it? , put some symbols between your knees and be a one-man band why don't you ?

* Clears throat* hide the tea bags in your desk

quote:

Originally posted by Perones:
I don't detect much sympathy here

Gaaaaargh!!! he's just done a super-throat clear i'm beginning to snarl now omg....I'm not joking here...he's just done the loudest sneeze EVER! did you hear it? , put some symbols between your knees and be a one-man band why don't you ?

i love you all angry

quote:

Originally posted by elmos friend:

quote:

Originally posted by Perones:
I don't detect much sympathy here

Gaaaaargh!!! he's just done a super-throat clear i'm beginning to snarl now omg....I'm not joking here...he's just done the loudest sneeze EVER! did you hear it? , put some symbols between your knees and be a one-man band why don't you ?

i love you all angry

I can see his veins begining to bulge

quote:

Gaaaaargh!!! he's just done a super-throat clear i'm beginning to snarl now omg....I'm not joking here...he's just done the loudest sneeze EVER! did you hear it? , put some symbols between your knees and be a one-man band why don't you ?

sounds like he's got a cold....should he be in work.

quote:

Originally posted by rzb:

quote:

Originally posted by *Coldy*:
Drinks tea very slowly

I have to drink coffee boilng hot,
steam need to be coming out of it.

I've even super-boiled his brew and only put a tiny bit of milk in..but I think he has an asbestos-lined throat as he still drinks it fast hmm maybe that's why he's clearing it constantly..

Ahh thanks Hoochie..some sound advice there..throat lozenges..

quote:

Originally posted by nony:

quote:

Originally posted by elmos friend:

quote:

Originally posted by Perones:
I don't detect much sympathy here

Gaaaaargh!!! he's just done a super-throat clear i'm beginning to snarl now omg....I'm not joking here...he's just done the loudest sneeze EVER! did you hear it? , put some symbols between your knees and be a one-man band why don't you ?

i love you all angry

I can see his veins begining to bulge

i know ,he knows i like me men mean n moody

I can see his veins begining to bulge i know ,he knows i like me men mean n moody


did you just clear your throat then

quote:

Originally posted by nony:
* Clears throat*

Shhh!

quote:

Originally posted by nony:
I can see his veins begining to bulge i know ,he knows i like me men mean n moody


did you just clear your throat then

* coughs,sneezes ,clears throat* ooh do excuse me * gulps tea* ahh that better