A humble crab falls in love with a lobster princess. They enjoy an idyllic realtionship untill.. one day, the princess tells her crab that the lobster king, won't let her see him anymore.
"Why?" Asks the crab
"Daddy says that crabs are common" sobs the princess. "You're a lower form of crustacean and you always walk sideways."
Gutted, the crab stuttles away.

That night, theres a lobster ball. The lobster princess, however sits by her fathers side all night. All of a sudden, the main doors crash open and in walks the crab. He painstakingly makes his way to the head of the table.
all of the lobsters' eyes are on the crab as he stumbles forwards step by step. He reaches the feet of the king and looks him in the eye. Theres a deadly hush. Finally the crab says, "Bloody hell, I'm drunk!"


I know it's not so good. But.. Meh.

...

Got banned for my other jokes, had to change my humor slightly...

They should get better..

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Got banned for my other jokes, had to change my humor slightly...

It's annoying when you get a good one,
but can't post it , for fear of being
banned.

I thought that was funny

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Originally posted by ~ Temps ~:


I thought that was funny

Yay!
Hands temps a tin full and cookies

"Take one! They're made from the finest of monsters.. "

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Originally posted by Chewy Swan:

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Originally posted by ~ Temps ~:


I thought that was funny

Yay!
Hands temps a tin full and cookies

"Take one! They're made from the finest of monsters.. "

Thanks very much

Though I wouldn't be too proud if I was you, I have the sense of humour of a 5 year old

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Originally posted by ~ Temps ~:

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Originally posted by Chewy Swan:

quote:

Originally posted by ~ Temps ~:


I thought that was funny

Yay!
Hands temps a tin full and cookies

"Take one! They're made from the finest of monsters.. "

Thanks very much

Though I wouldn't be too proud if I was you, I have the sense of humour of a 5 year old

Me too, it's like pleasing my own kind. Here, take another.
This time its filled with a tin that are chocolates/buscuits.
Kit-kats/jaffa cakes etc.

before you ask whats with the buscuits?
I'm a dictator of all things crumbly.. So yeh. Me giving free crumblies away doesnt come around very offen..

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Originally posted by Chewy Swan:
Me too, it's like pleasing my own kind. Here, take another.
This time its filled with a tin that are chocolates/buscuits.
Kit-kats/jaffa cakes etc.

before you ask whats with the buscuits?
I'm a dictator of all things crumbly.. So yeh. Me giving free crumblies away doesnt come around very offen..

*stuffs face*

When you said crumbly...I was hoping you had some chocolate hobnobs there

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Originally posted by Water_melon:

You're too late I ate all the biscuits

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Originally posted by ~ Temps ~:

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Originally posted by Chewy Swan:
Me too, it's like pleasing my own kind. Here, take another.
This time its filled with a tin that are chocolates/buscuits.
Kit-kats/jaffa cakes etc.

before you ask whats with the buscuits?
I'm a dictator of all things crumbly.. So yeh. Me giving free crumblies away doesnt come around very offen..

*stuffs face*

When you said crumbly...I was hoping you had some chocolate hobnobs there

Those too.. I have every Crumbly you can imagine, I wouldnt be a very good dictator without them would i?
But its to late now, you ate your 2-a-day limit.
Now my Cookie/ginger bread army will be guarding my crumblys.. and dont think about eating them, they're varnished in bleach

wheres my cookie???

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Originally posted by ~* Kez *~:
wheres my cookie???

How can i not give kez a cookie over those puppy eyes.
* Hands kez the tin of cookies.. There you go dear *

Be carefull of that temps he might try to steal them from you.

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Originally posted by Chewy Swan:

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Originally posted by ~* Kez *~:
wheres my cookie???

How can i not give kez a cookie over those puppy eyes.
* Hands kez the tin of cookies.. There you go dear *

Be carefull of that temps he might try to steal them from you.

woop woop... I must be your favourite if i get the whole tin

temps is a she! lol quick edit before she sees!

Noo it wont let me.. It's the truck!! it confuzzles me..

Beats a Xmas cracker joke any day!